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Real world tip: there are rocks on the beach that will make you old.
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like usual, if i go along with what my mum wants from me, im not going to survive the next few years. like usual, this moron displays zero ability to understand a situation nor the world around her and how it works for me to live in it.
just absolutely fucking sick of this at this point. ive been finding ways to get around my mumโs rules ever since i was a little kid because following them would lead my boat straight toward a waterfall sheโs too shortsighted to see.
itโs shit like this thatโs the reason i feel as if ive been on my own ever since i was born.
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Kinda been obsessed with this game for the last few days
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i think maybe i should just die, i think it would be beautiful
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kind of funny when some people c call me โprincessโ as a sex thing and donโt - ah! - understand the mmngggfffaaaauthority that that t-title commands. iโm a, mngfh, a ruler, a member of the nobility, and y-youโre just a peasant- STOP GRABBING MY ASS
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i feel like thatโs not quite a perfect comparison, because sure the sonic movie wasnt very good, but at least in that case they changed something about it, so when people started liking it, it was a bit more understandable. i agree they hyped it up too much calling it โfixedโ. itโs still not particularly good, but i suppose they did change that one thing you were all complaining about.
but here, they havent even done that much. they didnt even change one thing. and it has the guts to open the trailer with calling it a โtake 2โ as if they changed something. they literally just pieced together a slightly better trailer and now people are all over it.
this is the equivalent of taking a shoddy photo of a turd and everyone exclaiming the turd looks gross, and then taking a high definition professional shot of the turd and now everyone suddenly likes the turd and wants to eat it.
people suddenly liking the minecraft movie now, oh, sorry, a minecraft movie, is insane to me.
from the new trailer you can tell theyve changed literally nothing that was criticised with the original trailer. and yet people are still eating it up as if itโs good now. all they did was piece together a slightly better trailer, showing slightly better scenes, but all the scenes from the original trailer are still in the movie yknow.
was all it took really c418โs music, a โhello fellow kidsโ meme reference, and slightly better editing to get people on board? hello??? they changed NOTHING that was criticised. if this were the first trailer people would be about as critical as they were for the first trailer, but ig the first trailer set everyoneโs bar so low that theyโll eat up anything slightly better as a way to cope with the minecraft movie being bad.
if people ate this movie up to begin with id still be mad because of how obviously lazy it is and how they think they can easily make a ton of money just from the movie being a popular ip, which to be fair on them, they absolutely can do that. but it really gets to me that so many people are now turning around and liking it despite seemingly nothing having been changed since the first trailer.
the cgi is still ugly, it still looks like one of those โminecraft in real lifeโ videos. jack black is still a terrible actor, both at acting and at his costume, heโs still just jack black in a blue shirt, and not even a blue shirt accurate to Steveโs blue shirt mind you. it still looks terrible with human characters in the world. itโs still acting like video game logic is this bizarre thing when itโs supposed to be normal. it still looks like itโs going to be all โwoah, i placed a block, i placed a block with my mind! okay, i guess thatโs a thing i can do now.โ it still misunderstands what minecraft is about on a fundamental level trying to act like itโs all about creativity. NOTHING HAS CHANGED. why cant people see that?
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people suddenly liking the minecraft movie now, oh, sorry, a minecraft movie, is insane to me.
from the new trailer you can tell theyve changed literally nothing that was criticised with the original trailer. and yet people are still eating it up as if itโs good now. all they did was piece together a slightly better trailer, showing slightly better scenes, but all the scenes from the original trailer are still in the movie yknow.
was all it took really c418โs music, a โhello fellow kidsโ meme reference, and slightly better editing to get people on board? hello??? they changed NOTHING that was criticised. if this were the first trailer people would be about as critical as they were for the first trailer, but ig the first trailer set everyoneโs bar so low that theyโll eat up anything slightly better as a way to cope with the minecraft movie being bad.
if people ate this movie up to begin with id still be mad because of how obviously lazy it is and how they think they can easily make a ton of money just from the movie being a popular ip, which to be fair on them, they absolutely can do that. but it really gets to me that so many people are now turning around and liking it despite seemingly nothing having been changed since the first trailer.
the cgi is still ugly, it still looks like one of those โminecraft in real lifeโ videos. jack black is still a terrible actor, both at acting and at his costume, heโs still just jack black in a blue shirt, and not even a blue shirt accurate to Steveโs blue shirt mind you. it still looks terrible with human characters in the world. itโs still acting like video game logic is this bizarre thing when itโs supposed to be normal. it still looks like itโs going to be all โwoah, i placed a block, i placed a block with my mind! okay, i guess thatโs a thing i can do now.โ it still misunderstands what minecraft is about on a fundamental level trying to act like itโs all about creativity. NOTHING HAS CHANGED. why cant people see that?
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that boy who was constantly afraid of being impolite is now a tgirl who canโt stop saying thank you as you fuck her.
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i think maybe im just supposed to be lonely and miserable, maybe i should just stop trying
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when will Undertale fan remakes learn that giving the battle sprites colour doesnt make them look any better, it just takes away one of Undertaleโs most iconic stylistic choice
if you actually want to remake Undertale make the sprites look better, give them more fluid animations, get rid of most of the spinning pixels where appropriate, Undertaleโs art isnt very amazing to begin with, it shouldnt be too hard to update while keeping its stylistic choices. ive seen black and white artwork for some amazing sans and flowey sprite recreations, but every fan remake is just like, the same sprites with colour. fuck off with that, youโve just made it look worse. youโve made Undertale but worse, do you understand that?
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This is where we are. Anti-trans pogroms have begun and the community is living in fear. Things are so bad that some of us are unable to live anymore.
Where is the left? Where are our allies?
#TDoR2024
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as someone whoโs trying to make a playlist consisting of every hatsune miku song ever regardless of its quality, how it was made, or who made it and is currently at 1694 songs let me just say, there is a LOT of garbage out there. but a lot of that garbage is made by like, the same few people churning out a new song every week or something like that. they might be ai generated but i just cant not add them itโs supposed to be a playlist of every hatsune miku song ever.
dont get me wrong, thereโs a lot of good stuff, and that good stuff will likely be what youll find when you search for hatsune miku, itโs just that thereโs also a lot of not good stuff when you go searching for it. and that kinda clogs up the playlist and makes it a well, not very good playlist.
in retrospect i shouldve seen this coming. of course a playlist consisting of every hatsune miku song regardless of quality would be a mess when anyone can use her voice.
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Admitting that ever since he joined the campaign trail the billionaire tech mogul had refused to leave him alone, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly locked the bathroom door Tuesday so Elon Musk couldnโt follow him in again. โAll right, Elon, out,โ an audibly frustrated Trump had said moments earlier as he stood up from the toilet and grabbed Musk by the scruff to throw him out, the SpaceX founder having barged in through the slightly ajar door, sat at his feet, stared into his eyes, and loudly whined. Full Story
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