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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too
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don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real
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don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real
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very few things will make you feel as free as going on walks at night
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very few things will make you feel as free as going on walks at night
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I think Simon is still the only one of the living gang who knows Maddie was going on a date with Wally and by the way he reacted i think everyone else should find out about them too and just be completely flabbergasted.
Nicole: a football player???
Simon: that's what I said!
Xavier: ....the fucker they named the stadium after????
Simon: okay you don't get an opinion.
Wally twenty feet away: ....does ANYBODY actually like me?
Charley: I do.
Wally: thanks man.
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Y'all be like "be a freaky queer" and then have a problem with polyamory, premarital Sex and being attracted to gnc Trans people 😭
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that
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sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down
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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
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xavier spilling the salt everywhere and simon looking at him like he can't decide if he wants to launch himself across the table to strangle xavier or if he wants to drown himself in the salad was truly one of my favorite moments of the episode. they're making xavier soo wet and pathetic and it's hard not to be endeared by his loser ways. especially when it's at simon's expense most of the time.
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A partial reason why I think Simon Elroy is underrated is because many people prefer to think about romantic relationships than friendships and IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-
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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.
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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.
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