Hi! I'm David, born in 1987. Teacher. Brother. Karate instructor. Gamer.
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In honor of my dog who passed away. we experienced a lot of the same things together, so I wrote this to be read in either her, or my perspective.
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“im getting old” starter pack
“this is way too sweet”
“they’re remaking that movie already????”
“my back hurts”
“wait, people get mad about that now?”
“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
“hold on let me check my calendar first”
**turns on the radio** [groans]
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The polar bear in Copenhagen Zoo gets a cow head about once a week.
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So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him.
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Things I Learned in College that I Didn’t Earn a Degree For (Alternative Title: Things It Took Me Too Long to Figure Out) 1. Get rid of anybody who makes you feel like you’re hard to love. Get rid of anyone who makes it seem like they’re doing you a favor by putting up with you. They’re not. Hang on instead to the people who love you even when it’s not easy. 2. Yes, you can wear leggings as pants. Yes, you can wear crop tops. Yes, you can wear tight skirts and dresses. Forget all the people who made you feel like you were too fat for those clothes. 3. It’s okay to want your mommy when you’re 22 and it’s three a.m. and you don’t feel like yourself. She’ll pick up the phone. 4. People love you. 5. You are capable of killing centipedes and spiders and of catching mice. The only thing that’s stopping you from being able to live alone are the pieces of clothing you own that you can’t get out of by yourself. 6. Popcorn is not a meal, stop trying to make it one. 7. When someone gives you a compliment, say thank you. Don’t deflect. They wouldn’t say such nice things if they weren’t genuine, because what’s in it for them? Nothing. 8. Life is not a fucking competition. If you ever feel yourself doing something because you know it’s going to tear someone else down, quit doing it. Support is rarer than it should be. 9. Let people like what they like and do what they do, as long as it’s not hurting anyone. Don’t like it? Cool. Now shut the fuck up because it’s not about you. 10. When it comes to new people, trust your instincts. They’re almost always correct. 11. Do yourself a favor and learn how you like to dress and do your makeup and hair. Do yourself up in whatever way feels best to you. It’s incredibly liberating to think you are beautiful. 12. Friends aren’t needlessly cruel. They won’t point out you’re not naturally skinny like the rest of your friends, or refuse to say anything nice about you, or imply that you’re stupid. Anyone who does do those things isn’t your friend and you should get rid of them. Immediately. 13. No one cares about your sex life (or impressive lack of), nor are they going to judge your worth by it. So stop using it as a measure of your self-worth. 14. Quit acting like you have forever. Your window of time to do anything gets shorter every day. Make friends with that person, say that thing, eat that slice of pie before somebody else does. 15. Unless you’re trying to win an argument, stop saying, “No, because…” You don’t have to justify not wanting to do something or feeling a certain way. “No” is an answer on its own. 16. So is “Yes.” But always follow through. 17. Be nice to people. Compliment a sweater or a scarf. Let the elderly on the train before you. Be nice to people because it feels good to not be an asshole, but also because every single one of us is going through something. Dealing with bullshit is a human experience, and sometimes all it takes is a small action to lighten someone’s burden or brighten someone’s world. 18. It’s okay to feel creeped out by weird dudes. You don’t have to feel guilty about it. It’s not your fault they stare or make lewd comments. All that matters is that you stay safe. 19. You can always count on your home team, no matter how far away from them you are. And as part of someone else’s home team, you always have to be prepared to go to bat for somebody else. 20. The people who are still in your life even though you thought you lost them for good at some point are there for a reason. Don’t try to figure out what the reason is. Just be grateful. 21. You are good at things. 22. You are good. 23. It’s okay to have little indulgences. Buy the new bra, drink the third beer, spend the whole day making cookies. You deserve a break. 24. There will always be opportunities. Whether or not it’s the one you’re looking for, you will never be devoid of opportunities.
(via in-tugs-and-puddle-leaps)
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Classical Pieces You've Probably Heard but Might Not Remember the Name
William Tell Overture- Rossini (Most famous part at 8:45, but why not listen to the whole thing?)
Also Sprach Zarathustra- Strauss
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik- Mozart
Symphony 94, Mvt. 2 “Surprise Symphony”- Haydn
Toccata and Fugue in d Minor-Bach
Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2- Chopin
Rondo alla Turca- Mozart
Sinfonie de Fanfares: Rondeau- Jean-Joseph Mouret
The Four Seasons: Spring- Vivaldi (I just linked to the whole thing because it’s great)
Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring- Bach
O Fortuna (from Carmina Burana)- Carl Orff
Funeral March- Chopin
Orpheus in the Underworld: Infernal Galop (A.K.A. Can Can)- Offenbach
Pomp and Circumstance (You probably graduated to this)- Elgar
Gayane: Sabre Dance- Aram Khachaturian
A Midsummer Night’s Dream: Wedding March- Mendelssohn
Carmen: Les Toreadors- Bizet
The Ride of the Valkyries- Wagner
Für Elise- Beethoven
Dance of the Hours- Ponchielli
Rigotello: La Donna e Mobile- Verdi
Night on Bald Mountain- Mussorgsky
Romeo and Juliet: Love Theme- Tchaikovsky
Entry of the Gladiators- Julius Fucik
Lakmé: Flower Duet- Delibes
Peer Gynt: In the Hall of the Mountain King- Greig
Rodeo: Hoedown- Copland
Peer Gynt: Morning Mood- Greig
New World Symphony Mov. [2][4]- Dvorak
Ave Maria (You knew this, but did you know that it was by Schubert?)
Canon in D- Pachelbel
Add others if you want! Have fun!
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If Donald Trump was a character in Game of Thrones, what would happen to him?
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Found these interesting facts that make you think. Here is where I got them from: (Source)
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credits to who made this audio!!!
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“Ten years ago I was the subject of a documentary called ‘No Impact Man.’ It was about my attempt to live for an entire year with as little environmental impact as possible. My family rode bikes everywhere. We used no paper products. And the film got quite a lot of attention. I wasn’t used to the success. I’d written two history books before then. And they were good books, but they didn’t have much of a readership. Now all of the sudden I was being interviewed, and celebrated, and invited on Good Morning America. And then people started attacking me. Gawker wrote several articles calling me self-righteous, and an opportunist, and said I was imposing my values on my family. People said I didn’t care about the environment and only wanted to make money. And all the attention really caused a crisis for me. For the first time, I had a personhood that was completely different than my person. And that was exhausting. When someone called me a hero, I wanted to prove them right. When someone called me a devil, I wanted to prove them wrong. It took a lot of self-examination to realize that I was neither. There is a fullness to a person that is gigantic and nuanced and indefinable. It was equally impossible to be a hero or a devil. I couldn’t be contained by a single word.”
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Deadlift PR 160kg/352lbs at 70kg/154lbs bodyweight.
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Some back progress 😁
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