davidbowietookmybaby

[davidbowietookmybaby]

punk is actually about wearing all pink and and frills and lace and calling yourself the worlds specialist princess

[davidbowietookmybaby]

[davidbowietookmybaby]

County roads

Full of holes

On the route

I need to go

Road construction

Lane obstruction

Let me go

County roads

[davidbowietookmybaby]

[davidbowietookmybaby]

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

[davidbowietookmybaby]

sign on the nuclear plant gates that reads "gone fission"

[davidbowietookmybaby]

Morally speaking your first use of a Death Note is always a freebie, since there's no way any reasonable person would expect it to work

[davidbowietookmybaby]

i can’t think straight ive got brainfag

[davidbowietookmybaby]

that’s how you write a headline

[davidbowietookmybaby]

gonna try to not let the elections change my compassion for other people but boy is it fucking hard when 71 million people voted against the best interests of themselves and everyone else.

[davidbowietookmybaby]

i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once

[davidbowietookmybaby]

she's already dead what do you mean

[davidbowietookmybaby]

Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.

[davidbowietookmybaby]

wake up. its me. markiplier. you werent in a coma or anything i just got really excited to seeyou.I’m markiplier

[davidbowietookmybaby]

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

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