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Why Hello there, Old Sport.

When someone mentions DSaF-

Me:

Idk if anyone already did this. It’s late, I’m a little tired but I had to do this when my brain said to

Reblog if you can hear this image

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Wow your one handsome eggplant.

Dave: Yes. I look like a fresh market Plum. Thanks for noticing Sportsy.Jack: Dave you used my shower...

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OLD PHONE

Phone Guy: Get back to work Dave! Your late!

Dave: Why, hello there, Old Phone. 

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The Suit

Nah, fuck that shit. 

YOU wear the rabbit suit.

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Oh shit, waddup, Old Sport. 

Just strangling some toddlers and such. Ask questions if you want Old Sport.

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HELL YEAH!

Prepare for extreme AUBERGINE Old Sport!

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I can’t Old Sport.

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@thekangled Why hello there Old Sport.

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Nothing some hooker foxes and cocaine won’t fix Old Sport.

bird and bastard

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My son did Old Sport.

Why hello there, Old Sport.

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It was not a Anon. ‘‘Twas I. AUBRGINE MAN.

THOT BEGONE.

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How do you like freddy’s Old Sport?

op this fills me with mortal fear

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Tis I. AUBERGINE MAN.

Why hello there, Old Sport.

i have never touched a dsaf in my life and i am quaking in fear upon reading this ask

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You can’t escape Old Sport. I always come back.

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Yes. Cmon kiddins let’s go to the service room and talk. I’m definitely not a child murderer.

Please don’t tell mother

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U wot Old Sport.

Knowing Dave, he'll probably punch his way out of that trash can instead of opening the top.

may my tgif leftovers hold him off for as long as it can.