daughtercfair

[daughtercfair]

*  ―  OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH PROMPT .  

* prt two. spoilers for episodes 3-4 , tw vulgar language ,discussion of murder / death , vaguely sexual commentary. change pronouns / wording as needed .  

❝ nice , very good , love that. ❞

❝ honestly, i don’t think this ___ is worth your time. ❞

❝ so, he’s a fancy man with a fancy ship, and he travels with a brigade of imbeciles. do I have that right ? ❞

❝ and ___ , i want you to handle this personally. ❞

❝ polite menace. that’ll be my brand. ❞

❝ that could be bad for the general vibe around here. ❞

❝  maybe, in your next life, you’ll be a little less nosey, huh ? ❞

❝ i don’t think that’s a good idea, us being on the same team and all. ❞

❝ come on, i need you to help me get dressed for the big day. ❞

❝ it’s a power move. make people feel underdressed, and suddenly you’re the one in charge. ❞

❝ no, no, no, no, no ! oh god, this isn’t happening ! ❞

❝ check out this fabulous booty i’m hawkin’ ! ❞

❝ it’s … it’s a shithole. ❞

❝ well , the drinks are on us. ❞

❝ you have got some world-class, rock-hard… absolutely titanic balls coming in here. ❞

❝ i thought you were kinda mad at me, if i’m honest. ❞

❝ tell him he’s got terrible taste in flunkies, and he can go suck eggs in hell. ❞

❝ okay, look, you’ve proven your point. now, can we just let this go ? ❞

❝ you’re stiff in all the wrong places. ❞

❝ no, i’m not gonna do that, sorry. ❞

❝ i’m about to start a whole new nose jar. ❞

❝ you’re an idiot, and you’re banished. ❞

❝ besides, a gentleman never arrives empty-handed. ❞

❝ i’m actually super into that, so thanks. ❞

❝ you are the worst fսckin’ pirate captain in history. ❞

❝ you’ve heard of me ? ❞

❝ oh yeah, i’ve heard all about you. ❞

❝ any last words, dog ? ❞

❝ look out there. those clouds. do they look like frankfurters to you ? ❞

❝ if you just put some fսcking imagination into it , man. ❞

❝ it’s like pulling teeth with you sometimes. ❞

❝ i was just wonderin’ if we’re gonna be able to live or die ? ❞

❝ why don’t we have a bird guy ? ❞

❝ why waste our time here, day after day, doing the same old thing when we could be doing this ! ❝ 

❝ and then what ? then we fսckin’ execute the plan , then we get another plan , then what do we do ? we execute that , and so on, and so on, and again, and again, and again, and again ! ❞

❝ well, as bored as you might be, if you don’t make a decision soon, we’re gonna fսckin’ die. ❞

❝ you know, most of the pirates i know, they’re dead. so you’re doing a hell of a lot better than them. ❞

❝ do you fancy a fine fabric ? ❞

❝ i’ve had a few secret passages built into the ship. you know, just for fun. ❞

❝ well, no, actually, science because women have crystals in their body, and the crystals attract demons. and the demons attract misfortune. ❞

❝ it’s just fսck¡ng hard sometimes, you know ? ❞

❝ i have one gun and one knife. just like everyone else. ❞

❝ you ever feel trapped ? like you’re just treading water ? waiting to drown ? ❞

❝ there’s no chaos, there’s no drama. ❞

❝ what the fuck is that ? ❞

❝ you’re a fucking lunatic, and i like it. ❝ 

❝ you can be a real bummer sometimes, you know that ? ❞

❝  but now, you’re just an… insane, unpleasant shell of a man. ❞

❝ it’s all gonna be your fault. all of the men who trusted you. all their blood’s gonna be on your hands. it’s going to be your fault ! ❞

❝ dickfuck, no it’s not. ❞

❝ the captain goes down with the ship, i’m gonna go get pissed. ❞

❝ you know, i thought i’d have a cooler death than this. ❞

❝ try this. ❞

❝ i could probably show you a thing or two about being a blood thirsty pirate. ❞

❝ oh , i should deal with this. ❞

[daughtercfair]

MIDNIGHT MASS SENTENCE STARTERS   —   quotes pulled from the 2021 netflix limited series. feel free to make alternations.

i know i’m not who you expected to see this morning.

you aren’t a good person.

i loved you my whole life.

do you feel at peace?

i have absolutely no purpose at all.

look at us, back where we started.

god doesn’t love you more than anyone else.

i would go anywhere in the world with you.

it might come down to just minutes, maybe seconds.

everyone gets theirs wings clipped at some point.

i’m sorry that we never told you.

just tell me what you need.

don’t tell me what to do.

i’m sorry for what you’ve been through. i’m really, really sorry.

we don’t have to be afraid ever again.

you’re here and that is enough.

i’m not scared, not of you.

you never felt like a sin.

this isn’t the way. this is never the way.

i learned early there’s no point trying to stop you drinking.

he said to run.

it just felt too easy to leave, like i shouldn’t be able to just leave.

did it hurt you?

i never remember my dreams.

we made our choices.

i just need you to listen. can you promise me that?

everything has its season.

i’m tired of you lying to me!

our whole lives have been wasted.

it isn’t about us anymore.

that’s not how god works.

i forgive you.

forgive me.

i did my best.

[daughtercfair]

𝐚𝐬𝐤  𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞 :    𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔  𝒒𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔

‘  i’ll  find  you  again ,  wherever  we  end  up  next .  ’

‘  the  enormity  of  my  desire  disgusts  me .  ’

‘  please ,  one  more  kiss  in  the  kitchen  before  we  turn  the  lights  off .  ’

‘  i’ve  been  lost  but  i’m  here  now .  you’re  the  only  person  who  has  ever  been  able  to  find  me .  ’

‘  almost  dead  yesterday ,  maybe  dead  tomorrow ,  but  alive ,  gloriously  alive ,  today .  ’

‘  you  are  not  broken .  ’

‘  you  can  love  and  be  loved ,  despite  what  may  feel  like  the  eternally  brutal  nature  of  the  world .  ’

‘  i  did  violence  to  my  own  heart .  ’

‘  will  i  be  forgiven  for  the  sins  i  did  not  commit ,  but  created ?  ’

‘  i  would  never  kiss  anyone  who  doesn’t  burn  me  like  the  sun .  ’

‘  i  would  rather  break  the  world  than  lose  you .  ’

‘  i  think  you  and  i  have  known  each  other  in  a  few  lifetimes .  ’

‘  i  didn’t  know .  i  had  no  idea  how  greedy  my  heart  really  was .  ’

‘  is  that  why  the  idea  of  losing  you  torments  me  so  much ?  ’

‘  how  long  have  i  been  without  you ?  ’

‘  am  i  foolish  for  wanting  this ?  it  will  end  in  flames .  it  always  does .  ’

‘  sorry  about  the  blood  in  your  mouth .  i  wish  it  was  mine .  ’

‘  if  i  love  you ,  is  that  a  fact  or  a  weapon ?  ’

‘  tell  me  how  all  this ,  and  love  too ,  will  ruin  us .  ’

‘  and  you  realize  the  one  person  in  the  world  who  loves  you  isn’t  the  one  you  thought  it  would  be .  ’

‘  it  cannot  be  a  mistake  to  have  cared .  it  cannot  be  an  error  to  have  tried .  it  cannot  be  incorrect  to  have  loved .  ’

‘  finally ,  i  plead  guilty  of  adoring  you .  ’

‘  a  child  weaned  on  poison  considers  harm  a  comfort .  ’

‘  without  realizing ,  i  find  it  in  myself  that  i  cannot  stop  thinking  about  you .  ’

‘  tomorrow ,  when  i  wake  up ,  i  promise ,  i  will  be  better .  ’

‘  someone  has  to  leave  first .  this  is  a  very  old  story .  there  is  no  other  version  of  this  story .  ’

‘  when  i  imagine  myself ,  i  am  always  leaving .  i  couldn’t  draw  my  own  face  if  god  asked .  ’

‘  do  we  simply  stare  at  what’s  horrible  and  forgive  it ?  ’

‘  i  wanted  to  let  go  of  the  pain  even  though  it  was  the  last  thing  that  felt  alive  from  you .  ’

‘  have  i  endured  loneliness  with  grace ?  ’

‘  i’ll  be  your  slaughterhouse ,  your  killing  floor ,  your  morgue  and  final  resting ,  walking  around  with  this  bullet  inside  me  ‘cause  i  couldn’t  make  you  love  me  and  i  am  tired  of  pulling  your  teeth .  ’

‘  and  then  my  soul  saw  you  and  kind  of  went ,  ‘ oh ,  there  you  are .  i’ve  been  looking  for  you . ’  ’

‘  sometimes  it  feels  like  someone  else  is  wearing  my  body .  ’

‘  i  spent  my  life  arguing  how  i  mattered  until  it  didn’t  matter .  ’ 

‘  who  knew  my  haven  would  be  my  coffin ?  ’

‘  dead  is  the  safest  i’ve  ever  been .  ’

‘  i’ve  never  been  so  alive .  ’ 

‘  you  know  what  i  was  gonna  tell  you  before ,  but  didn’t  have  the  nerve ?  you  got  your  name  written  all  over  me .  i  got  my  name  written  on  you ,  too .  ’ 

‘  you  already  are  something .  you  always  were .  and  you  still  have  time  to  be .  ’

‘  you  know  me  by  heart .  it  infuriates  me  that  you  know  me  by  heart .  ’ 

‘  why  am  i  waiting  for  you ?  hungering  and  thirsting  for  you  in  every  cranny  of  my  soul  and  even  in  my  ribs ?  ’ 

‘  you  came  with  a  handful  of  pain  and  a  smile  which  broke  the  ground  under  my  feet  as  the  earthquake  does  when  two  people  meet .  ’

‘  the  only  good  thing  is  that  i’m  getting  used  to  suffering .  ’

‘  the  return  to  time  was  not  my  choice .  ’

‘  we  are  built  to  live  inside  each  other .  this  means  we  are  built  to  ruin .  ’

‘  time  does  not  bring  relief ;  you  all  have  lied .  ’

‘  time  does  not  know  how  to  keep  our  hopes  safe .  ’

‘  you  needed  me  so  much  that  you  had  to  end  me .  ’

‘  there  are  days  where  i  am  morbidly  in  love  with  you ,  and  this  is  one  of  those  days .  ’

‘  i  know  no  end  to  desiring  you .  ’

‘  i  fear  that  i  am  both  too  much  yet  not  enough .  ’

‘  yes ,  yes ,  yes ,  i  do  like  you .  i  am  afraid  to  say  the  stronger  word .  ’ 

‘  a  heart’s  a  heavy  burden .  ’

‘  life ,  as  i  see  it ,  is  all  about  farewells  rather  than  reunions .  ’

‘  heaven  is  real  and  you  only  had  two  minutes  to  prove  it  to  me .  ’

‘  it  was  already  love .  ’

‘  everyone  desires  love  but  also  finds  it  impossible  to  believe  that  they  deserve  it .  ’

‘  i’ll  love  you  until  i  forget  how  to .  ’

‘  i’ll  love  you  until  i  forget  how  to  and  then  i’ll  fall  like  my  knees  aren’t  already  bruised  from  doing  it  and  i’ll  remember  why  you’re  worth  the  ache .  ’

‘  of  course  i’ll  hurt  you .  of  course  you’ll  hurt  me .  of  course  we’ll  hurt  each  other .  but  this  is  the  very  condition  of  existence .  ’

‘  nothing  makes  me  sadder  and  nothing  makes  me  happier  than  you .  ’

‘  i  love  you  and  i  do  not  want  to  love  you ,  it  is  too  much  and  too  difficult .  ’

‘  grief  is  just  love  with  no  place  to  go .  ’

‘  i  felt  my  life  with  both  my  hands  to  see  if  it  was  there .  ’

‘  you  do  this ,  you  do .  you  take  the  things  you  love  and  you  tear  them  apart .  ’

‘  i  hope  it’s  love .  i’m  trying  really  hard  to  make  it  love .  ’

‘  if  you  touch  me  again  i  might  burn  up  in  the  cold  air .  ’

‘  i  asked  you  not  to  leave  several  times .  ’

‘  i’ve  only  adored  you  lifetimes  ago  and  here  we  are .  it’s  nice  to  see  you  again .  ’

‘  all  time  ever  does  is  pass  and  all  i  ever  do  is  remember .  ’

‘  i  feel  as  though  we  were  never  strangers ,  you  and  i ,  not  even  for  a  moment .  ’

‘  i’d  choose  you ;  in  a  hundred  different  lifetimes ,  in  a  hundred  worlds ,  in  any  version  of  reality ,  i’d  find  you  and  i’d  choose  you .  ’

‘  nothing  about  this  is  soft  but  we  pretend .  ’

‘  maybe  you  and  i  are  just  a  dream .  ’

‘  i  know  you  loved  me  too ,  you  knew  me ,  and  it  gladdens  my  heart .  ’

‘  i  promise  i  shall  never  give  up  and  that  i’ll  die  yelling  and  laughing .  ’

‘  i  don’t  do  anything  with  my  life  except  romanticize  and  decay  with  indecision .  ’

‘  the  world  was  made  so  that  we  could  find  each  other  in  it .  ’

‘  you  don’t  meet  the  people  you  love ,  you  recognize  them .  ’

‘  i  think  you  and  i  have  known  each  other  a  few  lifetimes .  ’

‘  this  body  knows  fear  like  a  front  porch  knows  welcome  –  it  is  always  coming  home .  ’

‘  i  miss  you  more  than  i  remember  you .  ’

‘  if  i  could  have  done  it  all  again ,  i  would  have  loved  you  better .  but  i  could  not  have  loved  you  more .  ’

‘  we  could  have  been  happy .  i  know  that ,  and  it  is  perhaps  the  hardest  thing  to  know .  ’

‘  you  want  a  better  story .  who  wouldn’t ?  ’

[daughtercfair]

𝟐𝟎𝟎 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 

from this generator.

❛ close your eyes and hold out your hands. ❜ ❛ what are you smiling at? ❜ ❛ i can’t leave you alone for one minute, can i? ❜ ❛ was it you? did you do all this? ❜ ❛ i don’t know how you do this every day… ❜ ❛ that is not an appropriate question to ask a lady you’ve just met. ❜ ❛ i’m not sorry. ❜ ❛ i did warn you not to trust me. ❜ ❛ do you remember anything? at all? ❜ ❛ you’re lucky you’re cute. ❜ ❛ why don’t you just kill me? ❜ ❛ did you hurt yourself? ❜ ❛ i could show you the way. ❜ ❛ i don’t feel so good. ❜ ❛ you owe me a dinner. a very nice dinner. ❜ ❛ don’t go. please. ❜ ❛ you wanna know what your problem is? ❜ ❛ i’m here to drink alone. ❜ ❛ don’t run away from this. ❜ ❛ i’m just saying, murder is an option. ❜ ❛ i didn’t realize you were in so much pain. ❜ ❛ i guess it runs in the family, huh? ❜ ❛ you wouldn’t understand. ❜ ❛ we’ve been through a lot. i think we should just lay low and take it easy. ❜ ❛ dangerous to be out so late. ❜ ❛ i hope you haven’t been standing out in the cold this whole time. ❜ ❛ i made a mistake. ❜ ❛ am i not good enough? ❜ ❛ i’m going to get you out of here. ❜ ❛ why did you bring me here? ❜ ❛ aren’t we in a good mood today? ❜ ❛ don’t shut me out. please. ❜ ❛ the storm’s getting worse. ❜ ❛ i never meant to hurt you. ❜ ❛ you’re about as intimidating as a butterfly. ❜ ❛ have you come to laugh at me in my miserable state? ❜ ❛ here, take this. you’ll catch a cold. ❜ ❛ this is the part where you leave. ❜ ❛ why are you talking like we’ll never see each other again? ❜ ❛ you stepped on my foot! ❜ ❛ you’re not a very convincing liar. ❜ ❛ we’re in completely different leagues. ❜ ❛ how did you find me? ❜ ❛ i don’t need you anymore. ❜ ❛ rough day today? ❜ ❛ snap out of it! ❜ ❛ you look better in my clothes than i do. ❜ ❛ why are you still here? ❜ ❛ can i ask… what happened? ❜ ❛ are you saying you care about me? ❜ ❛ i won’t let anyone hurt you. ❜ ❛ it’s not stealing if it was mine to begin with. ❜ ❛ well, this is where i live. ❜ ❛ we’re not so different after all. ❜ ❛ how long have i been asleep? ❜ ❛ no more lies, no more secrets. ❜ ❛ can you forgive me? ❜ ❛ i thought you… i saw you get shot. ❜ ❛ why are you really here? ❜ ❛ i wish we never met. ❜ ❛ you look like you need a hug. ❜ ❛ would you run away with me? ❜ ❛ see? i’m not just a pretty face. ❜ ❛ we can stop them. i can help you. ❜ ❛ what now? i’m tired. ❜ ❛ i didn’t want you to see me like this. ❜ ❛ i can’t do this without you. ❜ ❛ if you tell me yours, i’ll tell you mine. ❜ ❛ are you threatening me? ❜ ❛ did you ever care about me? ❜ ❛ treat me like the princess that i am! ❜ ❛ i’m not leaving you. ❜ ❛ why did you come? ❜ ❛ i need your help… and you need mine. ❜ ❛ i wish i could hate you. ❜ ❛ i see you don’t recognize me. well, it was a long time ago. ❜ ❛ you’ve lost a lot of blood. ❜ ❛ i had my suspicions, but until now i wasn’t sure. ❜ ❛ there’s nothing left for me here. ❜ ❛ that is… literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. ❜ ❛ wait. i’ve heard that sound before. ❜ ❛ just try to hang on. ❜ ❛ so why’s it so important anyway? ❜ ❛ i’ll stay in tonight, thanks. ❜ ❛ we can’t keep going on like this. ❜ ❛ in about a minute, you’ll be sorry you didn’t listen to me. ❜ ❛ is this seat taken? sorry, it’s a bit crowded here. ❜ ❛ you can’t leave me here alone! ❜ ❛ i’ll believe it when i see it. ❜ ❛ why are you laughing? this is a very serious situation. ❜ ❛ i bought two. here. ❜ ❛ i’ve seen you before, walking by. ❜ ❛ why can’t i come with you? ❜ ❛ c'mon. aren’t you worried what might happen if we go? ❜ ❛ walk with me? ❜ ❛ it’s very rude to stare. ❜ ❛ how many times have i told you? you can’t visit me here. ❜ ❛ we can’t fix this. can we? ❜ ❛ are you going to kill me? ❜ ❛ it’s not like you can stop me. ❜ ❛ it’s not safe for people to see us together. ❜ ❛ take me with you. ❜ ❛ some risks are worth taking. ❜ ❛ let them go. take me instead. ❜ ❛ what do you want in exchange for it? ❜ ❛ is being drunk an excuse? ❜ ❛ promise me you won’t overreact. ❜ ❛ how can i possibly trust you? after all you’ve done. ❜ ❛ how long have you been standing there? ❜ ❛ why did you wake me? ❜ ❛ i’m not here to talk about my feelings. ❜ ❛ you were going to leave without saying goodbye? ❜ ❛ for some reason, i’m attracted to you. ❜ ❛ promise me? ❜ ❛ it’s nothing, i’m just tired. ❜ ❛ i feel safe with you. ❜ ❛ i don’t need your help. ❜ ❛ i think i have a bit more experience with this thing than you do. ❜ ❛ no way, i’m not doing that. ❜ ❛ i do care. ❜ ❛ you snore in your sleep. it’s adorable. ❜ ❛ i have a spare bed. ❜ ❛ you’re very kind. some day it’ll get you killed. ❜ ❛ you’ll always have a home with me. ❜ ❛ of course i care. you’re my family. ❜ ❛ you shouldn’t insult people that are bigger than you. ❜ ❛ i never wanted to hurt you. ❜ ❛ i swear it wasn’t me. ❜ ❛ we can just sit here, you don’t have to talk. ❜ ❛ did you miss me? ❜ ❛ this isn’t just about you. it’s about what’s best for all of us. ❜ ❛ you can never admit when you’re wrong! ❜ ❛ is this what you wanted? ❜ ❛ what are you doing out here by yourself? ❜ ❛ sorry to put you through that. i guess i owe you one now. ❜ ❛ the only time you talk to me is when you need something. ❜ ❛ i’m still learning. ❜ ❛ if you have something to say, spit it out. ❜ ❛ you… don’t like me very much, do you? ❜ ❛ i’m on your side. ❜ ❛ i risked my life for you! ❜ ❛ whatever you’re going to ask, the answer is no. ❜ ❛ you can stay with me. ❜ ❛ i just need time. ❜ ❛ please don’t do this, don’t act like you care. ❜ ❛ who the hell invited you? ❜ ❛ what? no witty remark? nothing clever to say? ❜ ❛ i just wanted to say i’m sorry. ❜ ❛ think of it as a compliment. ❜ ❛ do you ever stop being so serious and dull? ❜ ❛ it’s rare to see your kind around here. ❜ ❛ you remember me. that’s good. ❜ ❛ you’re a terrible flirt you know. ❜ ❛ are you kidding me? we’re not ‘fine’! ❜ ❛ right now i wish i was dead. ❜ ❛ i guess i should’ve told you. ❜ ❛ you’re not alone. i’m here. ❜ ❛ you’ve been so quiet. what’s on your mind? ❜ ❛ knowledge is power. ❜ ❛ you scared me. ❜ ❛ well, what’s so strange about that? ❜ ❛ don’t look at me like that. ❜ ❛ i want to be there when you get what’s coming to you. ❜ ❛ just who do you think you are? ❜ ❛ you look… amazing. ❜ ❛ we’re safe, aren’t we? ❜ ❛ you know, i really hoped i’d never see this place again. ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. get away from me. ❜ ❛ i thought you’d like this. ❜ ❛ it’s too dark, i can’t see anything. ❜ ❛ what’s that smug look for? you think you can do any better? ❜ ❛ who did you piss off this time? ❜ ❛ you should’ve thought about that before you got into a fight. ❜ ❛ i only wanted to help. ❜ ❛ you knew and you didn’t tell me? ❜ ❛ you don’t scare me. ❜ ❛ wow, look who remembered my existence. ❜ ❛ change isn’t easy. ❜ ❛ why did you help me? ❜ ❛ why do you hate me? ❜ ❛ i can’t even trust myself anymore. ❜ ❛ i was making sure you weren’t dead, since you never called. ❜ ❛ you look awful. what happened? ❜ ❛ are you here to kill me? ❜ ❛ you know you aren’t allowed in here, right? ❜ ❛ was that a friend of yours? ❜ ❛ two years later and you haven’t changed. ❜ ❛ you look like you just saw a ghost. ❜ ❛ nobody tells me what to do. ❜ ❛ you’re too scared to do it, aren’t you? ❜ ❛ come on. it can’t be that bad. ❜ ❛ i hope to repay your kindness someday. ❜ ❛ just let me do this for you. ❜ ❛ why were they coming after you? ❜ ❛ how many people have you killed? how many? ❜ ❛ how much do you value your life? ❜ ❛ you don’t know when to give up, do you? ❜ ❛ don’t lie to me. ❜ ❛ i’m not sober enough to talk about this. ❜ ❛ have a drink with me. ❜

[daughtercfair]

if you want to make god laugh, pt. 2.

dialogue prompts from if you want to make god laugh: a novel by bianca marais.

i will make you proud. just wait and see.

i heard you were back. i didn’t believe it.

you weren’t the only one who had a shitty childhood, you know.

i could’ve protected you if you’d have just let me, but no.

i’m sick of leaving. can’t you understand that?

this is my home, and i’m staying.

i’m just as sick of running away from things as you are.

it sounds like you’re having a very rough time. are you okay?

hope is a trail of breadcrumbs.

i tried to call you, but you’d already left.

i’m no one’s girlfriend.

feeling nothing is what i crave more than anything.

oh, you’re still alive. how wonderful.

don’t you dare threaten me.

don’t take this the wrong way, but you can fuck right off.

how will i know when i’m ready?

a bit of company might do you a world of good.

please just tell me what it is, or else i’ll only imagine something worse.

are you okay? you look a bit green.

i don’t think i can do this. it’s too much. it’s not what i signed up for.

god knows i’ve caused enough ruckuses in my life.

this is about as real as shit will ever get.

i don’t know you, but i’ve known a lot of people like you.

you’re not used to being helpless, to not being the master of your own destiny.

you’re a pain in my ass and not exactly a party to be around, but i hate seeing you this miserable.

we don’t have to like each other, but can we please just try to get along a bit better?

i didn’t know you could cook.

i’ve always preferred people who speak their minds, even if what’s on their minds isn’t always appropriate. at least you always know where you stand with them.

go ahead. ask whatever you want.

if money can’t buy happiness, it sure can buy peace of mind.

it’s going to be fine. you’ll see.

it’s dangerous, believing something can complete you.

why love someone who’s guaranteed to break your heart?

that’s the thing about love. it doesn’t need a point.

i didn’t need to see you. i’d know that voice anywhere.

you needed me and i let you down. 

you seem a million miles away again. are you alright?

what can i say to make you stay?

you’ve never looked at me that way.

have you ever loved me?

it’s alright. you’re safe. you’re fine.

i won’t let anything hurt you.

look at you, making jokes like a normal person.

jokes aside, you really need to get out more.

[daughtercfair]

natalie goodman (next to normal) x this is me trying by taylor swift

[daughtercfair]

MAKE MY MUSE SCARED.

send SHIVERS down their spine; bring their worst thoughts and fears to the forefront of their minds and take advantage. see how far you can push my muse before they CRACK. // POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING.

[daughtercfair]

hello just a heads up so for the next two weeks i am going to mostly be hopping online when i am able to! 

i am also going to completely clear out my memes and go through some of my drafts, BUT I AM ALSO GOING TO BE MAKING A MAINS LIST ( or remaking a mains list ) so except a call for that later this week 

i love you all lots, hope you are having a fantastic day and are doing well!!! i will be around sometime soon :) 

happy holidays if you celebrate and if you don’t have a good winter! 

[daughtercfair]

i will be returning to this blog NEXT SATURDAY! thank you all for being so patient. life  has been Crazy but i am very excited to do some writing again!

[daughtercfair]

Hmmm I remember you posted a doodle of Natalie from next to normal and Zoe being bffs. If its alright maybe they could be hanving a nice girls day out? Or be chilling idk I just really like the idea of those two being friends. Hope your having a nice day!

Them >:D

[daughtercfair]

🐝  *  ―  𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘  𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.   (  all  of  these  are  taken  from  the  movie  ‘legally blonde’  released  in  2001.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses.  )

❛  i can’t believe you’re getting engaged!  ❜ ❛  why don’t you tell her about the time you guys went golfing naked?  ❜ ❛  well, i don’t want to look like i know what’s coming …  ❜ ❛  there’s nothing i love more than a dumb blonde with daddy’s plastic.  ❜ ❛  the reason i wanted to come here tonight was to discuss our future.  ❜ ❛  but the thing is, if i’m gonna be a senator by the time i’m thirty - i can’t keep dicking around.  ❜ ❛  you’re breaking up with me? i thought you were proposing.  ❜ ❛  so when you said you’d always love me, you were just ‘dicking around’?  ❜ ❛  [name], believe me, i never expected to be doing this, but i think it’s the right thing to do.  ❜ ❛  how can it be the right thing if we’re not together?  ❜ ❛  so you’re breaking up with me because you’re afraid your family won’t like me?  ❜ ❛  i’m seriously in love with you … isn’t that enough?  ❜ ❛  you have to leave this room - it’s been a week.  ❜ ❛  i mean, i know you’re upset and all, but can’t you just take a sedative?  ❜ ❛  don’t you understand this is important to me?  ❜ ❛  would you be willing to stake your life on it?  ❜ ❛  i’m not pretty - i’m genetically blessed.  ❜ ❛  i’m not afraid of a challenge.  ❜ ❛  i feel like we’ve barely spent any time together since we got here.  ❜ ❛  i just don’t want to see you get your hopes up.  ❜ ❛  i’ll never be good enough for you, will i?  ❜ ❛  you just thought you’d come over and show me what i’m definitely not missing?  ❜ ❛  how many times you gonna show up here, begging me to take you back?  ❜ ❛  trust me. you’ve got the equipment, you just need to read the manual.  ❜ ❛  so, because she’s beautiful and has a good body, she’s easy?  ❜ ❛  who could better understand than me?  ❜ ❛  i rather be in jail than lose my reputation!  ❜ ❛  you’re kind of being a butt-head right now.  ❜ ❛  people aren’t always what they seem to be and you refuse to see that.  ❜ ❛  i can’t believe you called me a butt-head. no one’s called me a butt-head since ninth grade.  ❜ ❛  that’s not really a topic that keeps me up at night - but maybe it should.  ❜ ❛  you’re an attractive man but you need to take better care of yourself.  ❜ ❛  if you look good, you feel good and if you feel good, you project joy into the world.  ❜ ❛  i was thinking maybe we could go out sometime.  ❜ ❛  girls like me don’t go out with losers like you.  ❜ ❛  we spend a beautiful night together and then i never hear from you again?  ❜ ❛  forget it. i’ve already spent too many hours crying over you.  ❜ ❛  you must be better in bed than you look.  ❜ ❛  if i’m just your friend, why have we been doing the slippy-slap every night for the past six months?  ❜ ❛  that means so much to me to hear you say that.  ❜ ❛  what if you’re trying to be something you are?  ❜ ❛  thanks for not treating me the way everyone else here does.  ❜ ❛  all people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.  ❜ ❛  it turns out, i’m a joke.  ❜ ❛  i want to be with you, [name]. forever.  ❜ ❛  are you asking me on a date?  ❜

[daughtercfair]

SEND A WORD AND I WILL WRITE A DRABBLE ABOUT OUR MUSES 

COMFORT

ARGUE

NIGHT

DREAM

CRY

LAUGH

DANCE

SMILE

CONFIDE

INTIMATE

MORNING

LATE

EARLY

EMBRACE

REJECT 

GENTLE

HARSH

BATHE 

OBSERVE

FLOWERS

FEED

NIGHTMARE

CARESS

JEALOUSY 

REASSURE

PROTECT

ATTACK

HEAL

WOUND

BITTER

SWEET

DECAY

BLOOM

INVITE

SURPRISE

DISAPPOINT

GRATITUDE

WILDCARD [ send your own word ]

[daughtercfair]

natalie goodman (next to normal) x this is me trying by taylor swift

[daughtercfair]

[daughtercfair]

Laura Ashley Style, 1987

[daughtercfair]

Here’s me practicing my Bach prelude with a memory flub in the middle!

[daughtercfair]

please look closely and find her before                                                                she fades away