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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life

now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

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how hard is it to: not erase lil nas x's identity as a gay black man and also not sexualize him like its not our fault you view black and gay men as sexual creatures. old town road is not a "gay anthem" or "innuendo song about sex" its about horses. shut up and die freaks.

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i think about this a lot

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would you eat chris evans' unwashed ass?

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Im just fucking sitting…. keep scrolling

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I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

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I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

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starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

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yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore. 

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What we know about Jolene: beauty beyond compare, flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green, smile like a breath of spring, voice soft like summer rain

What we know about ‘my man’: talks in his sleep

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Dogs Living The Good Life.

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My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED

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my boyfriend is photoshopping the pikachu with an eevee hoodie plush to just be an eevee with a big gaping mouth :/

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