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Pictish drip was insane. Look at this choker:

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It's a damn shame this boy cuts off his hair after Joko. Look how pretty it is. Sure, it's for character development purposes, but...

(Full post with Kippa is at this bsky or my other sideblog, both of which are 18+.)

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today's warm up: Bless, bless, the shifting flesh (Guess whose been listening to TMA again)

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i hated that "all men think about is the Roman empire" meme bc like, literally all of the Latinists I know are women who talk about Roman senators like they're members of a boy band.

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Thinking about Yao I want to post about Yao but I have nothing new to post about them. Just. Get yaoed I guess

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Me: Fishing is a very calming and relaxing activity

The malicious ornery crab just outside my field of view:

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so about that new mail from yao...

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Trying to get the hang of taking not-entirely-awful screenshots on steamdeck

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me: —yeah, it's a mess, but there before the grackle god go I— another person: you mean "grace of god," right? "there before the grace of god go I"? me: what me: uh me: ...hang on me: (frantically disassembling an altar strewn with dark feathers and images of yellow bird eyes)

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Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

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this is a good use of my bank space I'm sure of it...

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My favorite "canon" Pact Commander facts

Victory and Death.

Eats anything. Anything. Would eat uranium

Adopts 34 cats, eventually goes on to rescue sick wild animals in the JW story.

Is as dumb as rocks. (Asura comms are a bit of an exception)

The commander is, presumably, very attractive.

There's an entire list of characters who are attracted to them, but they refuse all offers of sex.

Because of this, Snargle told them to buy a jade tech sex toy because they were 'so tense'

Despite being a prude (/j) they have read every Snargle Goldclaw book (which, despite being called risque romance from the author, we know is just smut with a little bit of plot. Booktok would love him)

While there are others with the title of 'Commander,' they never appear after lws2, and theres been no other "THE commander"s. Even though the commander stepped away from the pact.

The Commander likes heavy metal music.

There's a Commander Fan Club.

To save on voice acting in recent stories, the commander's pronouns are now almost always 'they/them," including written content. ANAW. Assigned Nonbinary at Wizard.

The norn Commander is a blackout drunk and stole a whole ass fucking tank while blackout drunk

They canonically view Aurene as their daughter

They've been fataly wounded three times, and are still up and running around

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The biting will continue until morale improves. The biting will also continue after morale improves. The biting will continue, regardless of the state of morale. [biting noises]

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People on this website will really mock anti-vaxxers and flat earthers for ignoring scientists and getting their alternative facts from facebook, and then turn around and insist they know more history than historians and more archaeology than archaeologists because they read an unsourced tumblr post once