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DOoooooo you wanna come get in my bed and make out and feel each other up for a while?
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I saw someone saying you can't call yourself a "toxic yaoi/yuri fan" or a "weird shipper" if you're antiship. What. Thoughts?
im 27 i dont care about this shit
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I walked upstairs to find both cats on the couch eating a bag of slowly thawing peas. Life is an adventure.
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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if you’re on tumblr long enough you’ll find yourself being called a worthless piece of shit by someone who’s an objectively worse person than you could ever be. and that’s showbiz baby
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bleeding out in the snow must feel good as hell if you're a detective
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"Modern retelling" and it's a blatant misinterpretation of the original text
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the owls are not what they seem TO YOU. i get it though
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update on personal life stuff
got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous
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