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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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something about lightbulbs just screams "put me in your mouth" it feels so natural. like smoking while pumping gas

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doing crosswords on coke I feel like the wolf of wall street

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it probably feels good as fuck to freak out and scream really loud and break shit

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get away

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DAN AND PHIL DANCING AT THE BRIT AWARDS TO THINKING OUT LOUD

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*faux leather no animals were harmed! :)

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i don't need to take this from some dumb bitch with no cutie mark

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still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"

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yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like

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so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately

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"We pulled up to that place with, like, five Datelines' worth of problems."

Yellowjackets 3.02 "Dislocation"

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in my map reading final exam back in like 2015 we had to do an indoor portion where we figured out the location of our professor on a topographical map and then we had to go out into the national forest with the map & compass and actually locate him to pass. like he was just standing out in the forest and it was pass-or-fail, find him or don’t.

we went in pairs so i was hiking through the woods with this guy who’d been in my class all semester but we didn’t talk much but now ofc we got to chatting, being in the woods and all.

and he told me he’d just moved from a city on the other side of the state and i was like “oh that’s funny i just moved from there too!” we talked a little more and within two minutes determined we didn’t just move from the same city, but had in fact been working at the same petsmart for over a year, at the same time, but he worked in the dog hotel and i worked in the grooming salon so we never met. months, 40 yards from each other, separated by two walls, and we never had a conversation.

and now we were in a national forest together following a map looking for a guy named Ron. what the hell.

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Still one of my favorite things I've created