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Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them
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Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.
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on watching a parent age
i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

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Sinnoh-based Trainer with an Eevee as my companion!
Funnily enough, Gen4 was when I really got into Pokemon, so it just makes sense. Plus I love the cold and its a fairly colder region than the others~
(Going off of the initial Japanese release dates as to which generation was current at the time excluding remakes that came out during that period. For simplicity's sake)
For example I turned 10 in 2007 so I would be starting in the Sinnoh region! Bonus if you tell me your partner Pokémon 👀 doesn't have to be one of the three starters!
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Wonder over Yander
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MLP Mane 6 but there are 7 of them and each of their Elements is one of the types of Magic in DnD instead of Harmony or whatever.
I guess they would all be Unicorns? But I think the newest gen gave the Earth Ponies magic too so idk.
Is that anything?
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Mermay Studies/Sketches of my OC Alaula, a Mærrow~ (Harpy/Mermaid)
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Shoutout to middleshooler me thinking I was unique for making Eevee my favorite Pokemon.
That was a fun like, 10 minutes.
#Eevee#Pokemon#I like it because it represents a core theme of pokemon#that you can evolve into anything#pikachu is lame af eevee should be the mascot ongod
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God above, Me.

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which pokecrepe are you based on your zodiac sign? 💗✨
shop - twitter - instagram - etsy - kofi - commissions
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Happy 4/13!!!
I feel like if the MLPs did a Homestuck they would fuck it up so hard. I mean, absolutely drop the ball. Dead ponies left and right, Grist wasted on useless shit. They're so fucked.
Tried to imitate @punkitt-is-here 's style but uhhhh, I suck? I tried though and I think Spikesprite is the best thing to come out of this lol.
Notes my brain came up with while doing this:
None of them would actually reach Godtier, but if they did, it would look like THIS and also they'd all turn into Alicorns I've come to hypothesize.
Angel is a first guardian, just secretly. Once she's prototyped it becomes unwinnable like with Bec Noir.
Twi, Flutters, and Dash are Derse, the others obvi Prospite
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there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.
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Interlopers are strange entities that sometimes manifest in games where their preferred status effect is particularly prominent
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