darthmaulification
i suffer from maul derangement syndrome
792 posts
hello! you can call me orion (pronouns ze/zer/zers) (20), and i write star wars stuff. 🚨this blog is NSFW, 18+🚨 masterlist | requests: CLOSED
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
darthmaulification · 5 months ago
Text
I can never tell which of my posts are going to explode (it is never ones I put work in) but I pray to God this one does
The past few weeks I have seen an explosion in doomerism and defeatism about Trump. Some people seem to have just decided to call the election for him for reasons that don't even make much sense
(He was almost shot and that always helps! Look at Reagan and Teddy Roosevelt! Reagan was already president and incredibly popular, and the shooting happened 2 months into his first term; Roosevelt was shot when he was campaigning in 1912....in an election he lost)
Trump has never been popular, he has never won the popular vote, and he has never had popular support. For the past 3 years, especially post Roe V. Wade, Democrats have increasingly overperformed especially in special elections. There were so many polls predicting 2022 would be a Red Wave, that turned out to be false due to faulty and biased polling. I'm not saying a Dem loss is impossible, but it is a lot less of a sure thing than the doomsayers are making it out to be
How does Trump win? Apathy. Despair. Low Turn Out. While many of the "Trump is guaranteed to win" posters I'm sure are real people who are justifiably scared, I think we underestimate just how many are people at home and abroad, who want a lower turnout, who want Trump to win.
I used to hear a joke growing up that "If voting did anything, they would make it illegal" Well considering how hard Republicans are trying to discourage voting and making it hard to do, it must do something.
Don't despair. Don't panic. Don't retreat. ACT
So what can you do?
Are you registered to vote? 🗳
You can register to vote here! ☑️
Do you know what/ who will be on your ballot? 📄
Do you know your state voting requirements? 📥
Do you know your polling location? 📍
Can you vote early? 🖊
Can you vote by mail? 📬
Do you need disability services for voting? ♿️
Do you need to know your voter’s rights? 🧑🏽‍⚖️
Do you need a ride to register/ vote?
Spread this far and wide. Tell your friends and your family. Make clear to them what is at stake if Trump wins.
Additionally, here are two volunteer organizations that I help out with
Vote Forward - write letters to encourage turnout
Working Family's Party - an organization working to help progressives win in primaries and general elections. I particularly like working in their text bank program. Want to help in a phone bank but don't like talking on the phone? this is perfect as you send texts to encourage support and voting
Spread this far and wide. Tell your friends and your family. Make clear to them what is at stake if Trump wins. Feel free to add other resources and organizations that
25K notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 6 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
them red flags be heart shaped tho
904 notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 8 months ago
Text
sometimes star wars is unsubtle in a bad way and sometimes luke skywalker is dragging his father’s dead weight across the death star floor, sobbing from love and exhaustion
Tumblr media Tumblr media
9K notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 9 months ago
Text
okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax
36K notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 10 months ago
Text
I love Mando’s vibe. Imagine some guy rolling up to your shop in a beat up honda civic. He steps out wearing an armani suit. He opens his wallet and offers you two dollars to fix his car.
70K notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 10 months ago
Text
i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything
52K notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 1 year ago
Text
Y2kunt darth maul going to the club with the gals (gn). He was 22 in sw1, he should've been at the club
Tumblr media
[COMMISSIONS] - [PRINT] (Promo code UJABTZ still available until 11/19 <3)
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Process below (and a quick recap of all the other people in the room (+ rambling because it's my favorite thing to do gkgkflflk)) vvv
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Do I think Maul would have a friend group ? No. But it's time to open our hearts and and free ourselves from the shackles of common sense.
Anyway starting from the left, the togruta woman was a design I created nearly... 3 years ago ?? In my first fanart for the fic serie "how to..." (I think I named her Narla).
Tumblr media
In the bg is my sw barbie ! In hommage to someone who said on my last maul drawing "I think Maul deserves barbie as a friend" (something along those lines-) and I think they are right so here she is !
Tumblr media
And the last person is... The death stick guy from the second film gkgkfkoffk I could not resist not including him idkw. He seems to enjoy going to the club ? That's enough for me ! (Don't think of the timeline, for the love of god nobody think of the timeline-)
When I was doing sketches for this, I thought about one crutial detail I could not comprehensively include in the final image, so here it is : Maul and my togruta lady chose each other's outfits. He picked something he thought looked cool, she picked pink.
PS : the longer I was working on this piece the more Darth Maul was looking like a mean lesbian lhlgkgofok anyway if you want to interpret this image as trans mean lesbian Maul I won't stop you <3 (join me and my evil advisor in this delightful vision)
PSS : my only exposure to maul was though sw1, and half of the book 'maul lockdown' (that I remember nothing about-). I barely know this man, he is just the weird guy from sw I like to draw. (I obviously know other things about him, but only through fandom(tumblr))
3K notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 1 year ago
Text
No one gave darth maul enough credit for being THE professional hater. He was a career man
1K notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 1 year ago
Text
my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the aldani heist” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yea whatever i don’t feel shit 
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw clem pocket a kyber crystal
my buddy nemik pacing: oppression is the mask of fear
760 notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 1 year ago
Text
listening to john williams star wars soundtracks and just sobbing. average wednesday night behaviors. give me an apple and i'll be normal again maybe
5 notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 1 year ago
Text
I love Maul, he is fascinatingly adept at eviscerating people. There should be more books like Maul lockdown.
75 notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 1 year ago
Text
finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club
87K notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media
Maul art by Sebastian Piriz.
195 notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 1 year ago
Text
crawling out of august covered in blood
58K notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 1 year ago
Note
i think its verrry weird how you started posting nsfw posts and reblogging porn the minute you turned 18 idk
I hate to be the one to tell you this but I have been actively extremely horny since I hit puberty when I was like twelve years old. Human development does not work like "absolutely zero impure thoughts until you reach the designated legal sex age, where you have until 25 to finally learn what a boob is, and then 25+ you're allowed to have consensual sex 😊 because 19-25-year-olds are basically minors". I also can tell that the underlying idea in this ask is that I, and anyone who begins posting nsfw when they turn 18, was somehow "groomed" into it, when the fact of the matter is that I have been very naturally gay horny for years and waited until I was 18 to explicitly post about it because THAT'S how you keep yourself safe. You don't pretend to be a delicate sexless angel with the mind of a five-year-old who's never heard what sex is just because you're seventeen. I am a human being with sexual thoughts and I'm now a legal adult who is allowed to post about them. Realize that there is a difference between external adults "waiting until she's 18" and someone waiting until they themselves are 18 so they can go out and buy porn, which they've wanted to buy for years.
This is an extremely reductive, reactionary, infantilizing, and conservative way to speak to me. Don't even pretend you have progressive sexual politics if you think like this. Fuck yourself I'm so serious. No one ever speak to me this way again
28K notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 1 year ago
Text
Oh you’re a starwars fan? What’s Nute Gunray’s favorite meal?
You know jack shit about organizing a business party for the trade federation, you don’t even know what to serve. You’re honestly pathetic.
252 notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
12K notes · View notes