*shakes my ass in a gay little way that deals you psychic damage*
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if shes your girl then why is she using me as ritual sacrifice
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I identify as a villain because I'm already queer-coded and don't feel like being the quirky best friend who dies for motivation.
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lesbian'll...
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Had to be there I guess
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trump come to tumblr
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Child: What’s a VHS?
Me:
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via
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sounds like someone is a little TOO mentally ill… goodbye!
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the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point
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