Someone once called me a “hopefully cute drifter” so I have that going for me
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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HOUSE OF WAX (2005) Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra
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I'm going to make him pay for taking that kid's life.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
4x14 | "Goodbye Iowa"
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there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.
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not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it
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My car is getting serviced and this auto shop has a shop dog and he's ridiculous. Look at this guy. This is a grown ass man.
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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You were once the most powerful villain. You retired early and are engaged to a minor super hero who isn’t aware of your past. They are about to be killed right before your eyes..but you step in.
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When you say you're anti-CAM what does that mean? Like what does CAM mean in that context? I genuinely haven't seen that acronym before and I'm assuming you aren't anti-camming as in like the form of sex work
Complimentary and Alternative Medicine.
I am capable of turning off my inner annoying atheist, I am incapable of turning off my inner annoying quackwatcher.
I have had real life fights with people I genuinely love about this and I do not regret it. I will absolutely not regret shitting all over someone's $500 herbalist certification.
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Neve Campbell as Sidney Prescott in SCREAM (1996)
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In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes.
Final Destination (2000) dir. James Wong
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Going into this bio exam knowing brown eyes are dominant, blue eyes are submissive, and that punettes are square. Wish me luck!
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