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Saw this post about straight dudes feeling emasculated at the thought of taking their wife’s last name, and it gave me a sudden craving for fantasy media where some dude is called Leopold THE DESTROYER or some shit and there are all these rumors going around about how he got his moniker, all these made up stories about how he must have razed a village to the ground or slayed 12 dragons or some shit and it turns out he just took his wife’s last name.

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Skeletons know what’s up.

Turn off mute!

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my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

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Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

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The above is an underground nuclear explosion. Here’s the youtube clip for this. This is probably one of the scariest things I’ve posted.

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THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HEAR IN CASE OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK 

Many countries have systems that allow them to speak to as many people as possible in case of something catastrophic. 

The United States has the Emergency Alert System. When triggered, the system interrupts all T.V and radio systems to speak. 

This is what it sounds like.

The most creepiest and terrifying noise and voices ever. 

Source: X

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I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

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Shit made me loud ugly laugh and scared my cat🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

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Well, I found your problem. You have minor water damage… Probably due to a leak somewhere. It might take a while to find it.

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:V

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People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

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John legend is a fool lmao

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mother earth is literally committing suicide right now and y'all still think climate change is a hoax