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U mistake me for a bitch when I’m actually the other b word……………..brain dead

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Why didnt syphilis just stop pushing the boulder lol

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its nine in the afternoon and ur eyes are the size of

very big

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me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

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small titties, big titties, no titties if you like her you’ll like her titties.

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good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

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Aw, this is cute.

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ALL skeletons are LGBT+. never met a straight skeleton. this post doesn’t have a punchline i’m just speaking the truth.

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Date a girl who cannot cross your doorstep without being invited.

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when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

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emperor of rome (self-diagnosed)

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am i constantly tired? yes.

but am i staying awake when i should be sleeping? also yes.

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the plot chickens

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don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

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Don’t like it? Become God