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𝑭𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒈𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍

                               Indie Phosphophyllite 

                              Written by Max

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{starter call!}

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“Yeah, Poseidon would hang out in the ocean a lot. Probably because he was the god of the ocean.”

{ @oftheatrics }

“Yea but, don’t you think he’d get bored after a while? Like the ocean is great and all but there’s not really much to do.”

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{hey I’m alive holy fuck. So, send in asks maybe? Or like this for a starter if you want}

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"retelling greek myths” sentence starters

I figured some of the stuff I ended up saying while retelling myths was… intresting enough.

“I don’t think I can trust someone who thinks that a rock looks like their son.”

“They got hit by a rock, but that’s okay. It had to be someone”

“THIS BITCH UGLY, YEET!”

“I assume fighting a snake isn’t as hard as you make it out to be. It’s not like they have the hands to throw punches.”

“Damn, that was some poetic shit.”

“No boy will try to date you with a face like that.”

“I’ll pull out your ear hair if you keep talking to me like that.”

“This god… is a baby.”

“Look, I’m all here for self-expression, but you can’t just walk in here with your tiddies hanging out.”

“The problem is this: He punched some rocks, but when he was done with that he started to kill things.”

“He killed a bunch of stuff and decided he was ready to kill a god.”

“Yeah, Poseidon would hang out in the ocean a lot. Probably because he was the god of the ocean.”

“Shut up. I watched The Little Mermaid. I know all about Poseidon.”

“She looks like a horse.”

“I’m pretty sure that twelve year old is on fire.”

“You probably shouldn’t insult a god’s dick, even if it is very small.”

“Yes, I am the ugly bitch.”

“Bitch, not my twink ass.”

“Furries and twinks have a very similar but shallow dating pool.”

“I can infer from your wide variety of plant ex-lovers that you go to the forest a lot to masturbate and cry.”

“And now on to my favorite Greek myth: Percy Jackson.”

“Like all great heroes, he came from a pussy.”

“I think this calls for a story. It goes like this: Since the beginning of time, the gods liked messing everything up.”

“They threw a temper tantrum, so I sent my kid away to live alone in the mountains.”

“When your husbands cheats on you that much, you should consider marriage counseling. Killing the mistress isn’t proper therapy.”

“I’m coming to learn that only hanging out with ghosts has it’s side effects.”

“Whenever there are Zodiacs, Ted Cruz is sure to follow.”

“If Percy Jackson has taught me anything, it’s that the gods kind of suck.”

“Does Olympus have an Olive Garden?”

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If they had a kid meme

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“Yes, you can. You just have to focus. Let’s start of small alright?” He brought out a smaller, but still somewhat large, orb of water, only using two fingers to hold it over the human. 

“We’ll try this out, ready?”

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Fluff Starters

“You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.”

“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”

“You smell really nice.”

“Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”

“I might have slept with your robe when you were gone.”

“If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.”

“Here, let’s share the blanket.”

“You’re comfy.”

“You are my new pillow.”

“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”

“But I want to hear you sing.”

“We can talk over dinner.”

“Don’t be stubborn. Try it!”

“Don’t get up - I’ll do it.”

“Will you let me rub your back?”

“Care to give me a back scratch?”

“Star-gazing was a good idea.”

“You look beautiful/handsome in the moonlight.”

“I’ll always be here for you.”

“I’ll be here to protect you.”

“I think I love you.”

“You are my love.”

“How about something warm? It will will help you sleep.”

“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

“Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you.”

“It is not morning yet.”

“Shush and go back to bed.”

“I heard you talking in your sleep.”

“Your bed head is really cute.”

“We’ll do dishes together.”

“How about a kiss?”

“I love your hugs.”

A few were inspired by these.

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InuYasha  {Sentence Starters}

“You ought to be arrested.”

“Are you crying? No crying!”

“You. Will. Stop. Flirting… Right?”

“I’m gonna make you my woman.”

“Sorry. I didn’t wake you up, did I?”

“Where did you get those bruises?”

“Can we lose some of the violence?”

“Don’t you faint on me, you stupid girl.”

“Remind me next time not to save you!”

“Well, you could learn to be more gentle.”

“Tell me something. Why were you crying?”

“You should shut up and let me protect you!”

“Pain is nothing. It is death that concerns me.”

“Listen, it’s fair to say you don’t like me, right?”

“I thought I was going to lose you. I was terrified.”

“Look what you’ve done! You’ve hurt his feelings!”

“Will you WATCH where you’re aiming that thing?”

“I don’t belong to ANYONE! Get your hands off me!”

“I am not going to kill you. I am going to break you.”

“Don’t get excited. I still think you’re pretty useless.”

“I really don’t want to see you suffering on your own.”

“Its irrational. Its impossible. Its against my religion.”

“If it hurts so much you should have said something!” 

“Are you crazy? You could have gotten yourself killed!”

“If you ever do anything like that again, I’ll rip your stupid arms off.”

“I thought I was going to lose you. I thought you were going to… die.”

“I want you to hear my feelings. You don’t need to say anything, just please, hear me out.”

“Mind explaining to me why you haven’t been able to look me straight in the eye since yesterday?”

“I want you to be happy. I want you to laugh a lot. I don’t know what exactly I’ll be able to do for you, but I’ll always be by your side.”

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{Starter Call!}

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Is Rose a drinker? If he is, how heavy is he?

{He does drink from time to time, and when he does he is a very heavy, often drinking a few bottles of whatever he’s having.}

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A little too oblivious to notice anything wrong he responded in a rather happy tone.

“It was great. Got to hang out with the kids, got to eat some good food. I even got you a little gift!”

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“I’ve chugged a lot of things in my life. I’ll live.”

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{Hey if i owe you a reply or starter please come bitch at me, thank you}

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He already finished the damn thing. Placing it on the table and letting out a burp away from Haley.

“Yea i know. But it’s not like it’ll kill me or anything.””

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He’s currently chugging an extremely large bottle of vodka.

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A quick and easy plotting guide

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

My muse(s):

Do I know your muse(s):  yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other 

I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!