“You jump, I jump, remember?”
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emma: *approaches*
isak:
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me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)
my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
me: drops my crystalline wineglass
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Jenny Slate, Drunk History s03e01
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not sure about anything anymore
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Cause I’m Ron fucking Swanson
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It surprises me how disinterested we are today about things like physics, space, the universe and philosophy of our existence, our purpose, our final destination. It’s a crazy world out there. Be curious.
Stephen Hawking (via floranymph)
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if i was looking for a sign that i need to go sleep i think i just found it
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me: *is frustrated*
me @ me: dont u fuckin do it
me: *starts tearing up*
me @ me: OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD
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wonderless // pierce the veil
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