darksaphire2002

[darksaphire2002]

Donatello: I wonder why god made us, only to leave us here and leave.

Me: I imagine for the same reason you leave a frozen burrito in the microwave.

Donatello: . . . . .

Me: To cook.

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Me: *smoking a dog treat like a cigarette* You know, in the scheme of things, houses are Tupperware and we are God's leftovers...

Donatello, visibly shaking: H-how did you get in my bathtub???

@nerdydirtydonnie

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Me: *femspreads her leg over the arm of the couch and glares at Leonardo*

Me: "Well what are you waiting for? This pussy ain't gonna eat itself."

Leonardo: "How the hell do you keep getting back in my house???"

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Somebody needs to tell Amazon to chill and pick a damn theme its either Ninja Turtles or Jesus but it can't be both

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My dumbass trying to catch a turtle husband

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Me, sitting on Leo's bed, naked, with a bowl of strawberries in my lap: "Cream me Daddy."

Leonardo, frustrated: "For the thousandth time, how the absolute hell do you keep getting back in my house!?"

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Me: Babe?

Raph: Yeah?

Me: Can you bring the charger up when you come?

Me: Ooh! And a snack!

Me: *short pause*

Me: A REAL snack! Not code word for dick!

Raph: Damn.

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You trembled as he stood over you, his large three-fingered hands gently brushing over the soft flesh of your collar bone; a knowing grin spreads across his lips as your skin gave way to goosebumps. Leaning forward, his lips graze the soft mass of your tresses and his breath falls delicately over the ridge of your ear. You whimpered under his massive form, not out of fear, but excitement. A bond of deep trust and longing had been built up between you two over the last few months and neither of you were going to make waste of this opportunity. 

It wasn’t a common occurrence that all three of his brothers and father were gone from the lair and the tension was heavy as you gazed at each other. He grinned again and towered over you, his head softly dipping into the crook of your neck. You leaned into him. You had always dreamed of this, of a night even time would lie down and be still for. Shifting his lips to meet your ear, he says only one thing

“I’ve missed you my dove. Now lets get you out of these clothes…”

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Might color it, might not. 🐢💙💜❤🧡

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Not as elaborate as my other stuff, but I like it :)

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Um, excuse me...wtf is THIS???

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Another one of Leo. Looks like Raph's off doin his own thing again lol.

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Sketched with a 4H pencil, inked with Sakura micron pens, colored with prismacolor markers, and touched up in the prism app.

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I feel like it's missing something, but at this point I really don't give a shit because from the minute I walked in the door I was openly assaulted with family drama *eye roll*

Whatever.

I'll probably tweak it a little later once I calm the fuck down. Enjoy kids!

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@betelgeusessonajblog

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Got bored. Decided to beat up Raph >=]

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Sketched with 4H pencil, inked with Sakura Micron pens, and colored with copic and prismacolor markers.

🐢❤🐢❤🐢❤🐢❤🐢

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Me: Jesus Christ that was cool!

Leo after saving my ass from danger for the first time: Uh..aren't you scared of me?

Me: Nah! I run a monster kink blog on tumblr.

Leo: What?

Me: What?