hudson|they/them| i’m a walking gay joke 10/22/17 🔑💘[insert something creative here]10/22/17 ❤️🔑
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i got
⚪️ homework
⚪️ no sleep last night
⚪️ sick
🔘 your picture im coming with you dear maria count me in theres a story at the bottom of this bottle and im the pen
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the truest ADHD ally of our time was my professor who during a field exam handed me a newt and told me to hold it and I was like “what do you want me to do with this” thinking it was for the test and he shrugged and said “it’s just to keep ya busy”
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this took me 10 minutes to draw but almost 20 years to figure out
please reblog but don’t repost on other websites
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my favorite game is to go through underrated vines compilations and see how many i can quote
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I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea
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made a rotoscope animation of brendon because he’s incredible in this video
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Im just like in a super good mood and I got a mouse so now I know that I have whole responsibility for a living thing (other than my cat but everyone takes care of her) But anywho what's up with you??
Sorry it took so long to answer!!! I’m supposed to be grounded w hoops but thats super cool! i’ve always wanted a mouse! i’m just a boring person who does boring things smh
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Since telling my Mum that I considered myself ace, I already noticed that she was a bit… too interested, if you want to say it like that. Asking for “signs”, or how being ace feels like… I tried to answer her to the best of my ability, giving her links to websites that would explain better as I ever could.
Today she said, very quietly, “Do you think I could be ace, too?”
And I said very carefully “If you think it suits you, I don’t see why not”
And my Mum, my strong, self-confident Mum, who never once has ever felt uncomfortable in her own skin as far as I know, beamed in relief. Relief.
Because she never knew. Because getting married young and bearing children for her husband (meaning sex) was expected of her. Because everyone gave her the feeling as if something would be wrong or broken about her if she didn’t want, didn’t do that.
Because her whole life long, she thought there was something wrong with her.
I’m honestly torn between feeling happy and relieved for her, and angry that humanity has such trouble with showing some understanding to those who don’t fit in the boxes society has designed for all of us.
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a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent.
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tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex
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what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties
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