darkestmetamorphosis
Darkest Metamorphosis
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Miserable pile of secrets (he/him)Blog of assorted things I like. Various fandoms but mostly Castlevania (games only), Elden Ring, Midnight Mass, FMAB, IWTV, and Fire Emblem. Forever hyperfixating on vampires. I draw and write sometimes
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darkestmetamorphosis · 4 minutes ago
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darkestmetamorphosis · 24 minutes ago
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the hierarchy of faerghus in azure gleam
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darkestmetamorphosis · 30 minutes ago
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I can understand a lot of them hating their lives cause they're expected to have crest babies and that would make me want to die immediately but also if I had cool powers and a cool glowy and kinda morbid weapon I could simply stab anyone with the audacity to expect that of me. this bloodline ends with me
descendants of the ten elites who are insufferable whingebags about their crests should be beaten with their corresponding heroes’ relics until they stfu. the ones who don’t do that can stay but they’re on thin fucking ice
people with the crests of the saints can stay, but they’re on thin fucking ice
people with apostle crests are fine
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darkestmetamorphosis · 39 minutes ago
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darkestmetamorphosis · 41 minutes ago
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yous know how FE three houses has notoriously pixelated character models? the difference between hopes and houses regarding character models is absurd. you can see it particularly clearly on dedue because his 3hopes design has the same detailing as his 3houses design
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darkestmetamorphosis · 41 minutes ago
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Sorry, i litterarly cannot stop thinking about this
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darkestmetamorphosis · 42 minutes ago
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darkestmetamorphosis · 43 minutes ago
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"メイドの日なので再放送🫖⚡️" by しば (@kabenianaippai)
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darkestmetamorphosis · 47 minutes ago
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First cat video ever? 1899, colorized & speed corrected.
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darkestmetamorphosis · 48 minutes ago
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darkestmetamorphosis · 53 minutes ago
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Crabby ‘Slapstick’ Super Famicom
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darkestmetamorphosis · 54 minutes ago
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Female Power Romantasy novels can be indulgent as they like with giving the MC all the powers and hottest love interests and overcomplicated backstories, and I will cheer that on. Yes, there is a place for this! I see your vision, girl!
But the moment it starts talking about blood purity, her divine right to rule, and how ubermensch her babies will be with the man with the equally super special bloodline? You're doing girlboss eugenics at that point.
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darkestmetamorphosis · 2 hours ago
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darkestmetamorphosis · 2 hours ago
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clap along if you feel like a wraith without a tomb!
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darkestmetamorphosis · 2 hours ago
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lets frollick like the chernobyl radioactive dogs Okay?
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darkestmetamorphosis · 2 hours ago
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my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”
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darkestmetamorphosis · 2 hours ago
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this is where we gather. to rewrite netflixvania and also complain cathartically about it
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where me and the mutuals work
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