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the hierarchy of faerghus in azure gleam

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I can understand a lot of them hating their lives cause they're expected to have crest babies and that would make me want to die immediately but also if I had cool powers and a cool glowy and kinda morbid weapon I could simply stab anyone with the audacity to expect that of me. this bloodline ends with me

descendants of the ten elites who are insufferable whingebags about their crests should be beaten with their corresponding heroes’ relics until they stfu. the ones who don’t do that can stay but they’re on thin fucking ice

people with the crests of the saints can stay, but they’re on thin fucking ice

people with apostle crests are fine

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yous know how FE three houses has notoriously pixelated character models? the difference between hopes and houses regarding character models is absurd. you can see it particularly clearly on dedue because his 3hopes design has the same detailing as his 3houses design

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Sorry, i litterarly cannot stop thinking about this

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"メイドの日なので再放送🫖⚡️" by しば (@kabenianaippai)

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First cat video ever? 1899, colorized & speed corrected.

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Crabby ‘Slapstick’ Super Famicom

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Female Power Romantasy novels can be indulgent as they like with giving the MC all the powers and hottest love interests and overcomplicated backstories, and I will cheer that on. Yes, there is a place for this! I see your vision, girl!

But the moment it starts talking about blood purity, her divine right to rule, and how ubermensch her babies will be with the man with the equally super special bloodline? You're doing girlboss eugenics at that point.

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clap along if you feel like a wraith without a tomb!

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lets frollick like the chernobyl radioactive dogs Okay?

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my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

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this is where we gather. to rewrite netflixvania and also complain cathartically about it

where me and the mutuals work