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why did my neighbors name their wifi network this
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Super blue blood moon rises behind Parthenon, in Athens January 2018
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im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time
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me: *is born*
me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of,
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Space Salami - The first ever salami launched to space, Italy 4 October 2018 [1600x800]
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how to become a mother
1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation
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None of you ever think to thank the giant woman twerking to make the wave pool work and it shows
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how convenient that my dog doesn’t answer me when I ask if he’s a communist….
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Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out
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Lizzo being the relatable Queen™ that she is.
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