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poor beverly

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Hayden Christensen + Natalie Portman

Star Wars Episode II Love Featurette

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someone once responded to a star wars post i'd made and said, "yeah, between that and his cocaine addiction, no wonder anakin was crazy," with such brazen confidence that i spent several hours trying to hunt down where this was addressed. i mean really and truly i gaslit myself into believing there had to be deleted scenes about this. no one is that confident about something that specific if they're wrong, right? incorrect, people are confident and wrong all the time. but because of the sheer hilarity i'm choosing to believe that anakin had snorted coke in every bathroom in the jedi temple before he was 22, and i'm going to gaslight everyone i know about this. that in fact happened. two deleted scenes about it.

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since there are extremely country sayings --"bless her heart," "I'm sweating more than a sinner in church," -- I posit this obviously means there are extremely tatooinean sayings that Luke will occasionally drop unknowingly ("we can wrassle that stinkhog later," "no need to chase the womp rat into the canyon," "pfft, staring at the sky never did bring no rain") that leave everyone else trying to figure out what the fuck he just said

(bonus points: Anakin also did this and Vader does it exactly once on accident before he remembers who he is, leaving the officers around him wondering if anyone else heard their 7 foot tall demon dark lord talk about wrassling womp hogs)

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[❗️] [you are being hunted by the lunar regime]

bonus with little iko bc she got covered up :(

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Imperial Skywalker family by Rezeren

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so how long have i loved you for?

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For fellow shippers who want more light/shadow couples. The first two shows got a happy ending and are on Netflix

I know a lot of you are feeling down because of how Alina and darklina was treated. So here are shows that might improve your mood

And below is Till The End if the Moon. I can’t promise a happy ending as the drama is still ongoing.

But kudos to Asian dramas that love exploring the light and shadow dynamic and don’t immediately categorize it as light = good, shadow =bad. And that light and shadow cannot coexist.

The above two dramas ended happily. Meaning that they can be in harmony

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Cian Hughes and Meghan Peploe-Williams as Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer!

Cover run for the 2022 Asia tour, 9 February 2023.

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#softly but with feeling #what the f

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new copypasta dropped

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Fic | And I Said To The Star, “Consume Me”

Chapters: One | Two | Three

Pairings: Darklina, Darknikolina

Notes: S&S bad ending, captive romance, political marriage, canon typical Darkling tantrums

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It’s strange what desire will make foolish people do. | insp

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@staff

Another appeal for help getting my account back

It's been a little over a month since my account and all it's blogs (main blog @statisticalcats) got terminated with no notice or reason given. Tumblr support abandoned me mid-conversation once already. When I did exactly what they asked me to before abandoning me, and made another support ticket using a different email address, they never responded. Someone who helped me out by sending their own support ticket about my case got a response within a day telling them I needed to contact support myself. I have done that. You've apparently been ignoring me so I'm making another post to just ask anyone and everyone to spread around until hopefully someone relevant sees it I guess.

@staff Why are you ignoring users asking for help? Why are you refusing to provide reasons for terminating blogs out of nowhere? Why can you respond quickly to someone else asking after my account, but not to me? If I can't get my account back, why do you refuse to tell me that? This has been unbelievably disrespectful. I just want an answer. I'd love my account back too but at the very least I deserve an answer for why it was terminated and if I can ever get it back. So many people are dealing with reasonless terminations and being stonewalled by tumblr support. What are you doing to fix this?

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In case you don't want to sit through that shit show here is the darklina scene pack a moot of mine on twitter made.