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we’re ALL snacks in the eyes of god

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i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

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Microsoft Office Danshi

I tried an anime-style gijinka parody with some Microsoft Office applications

Bonus:

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Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

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fuck i have a lisp

i can’t just say rice krispies treat out loud

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why do I treat 98% of my uber drivers as therapists

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u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

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list of men i trust:

john mulaney

andy samberg

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The Houses as even more Troubled Birds

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

Hufflepuff:

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the fall of a hero

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Black Panther dir. Ryan Coogler

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me: maintains a 5 second following distance for safe braking every other driver on the road: