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Decanter of melted cheese
Elemental plane of fondue
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my mom (went to catholic schools her whole life, graduated in the late 70s) just tried to argue that since jesus died in the afternoon on good friday that you can eat meat for dinner. “he is already gone,” she said.
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well since barely anyone respects anyone else on this site...
I think you may be able to see where I'm going with this.
Why are catholics picking fights with people they obviously know won't respect them
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we should go thrifting next time. see what ridiculous stuff we can find. and bring Foggy too
Loving the concept of superheroes hanging out to do regular ass things
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10 Times TikToker @bdylanhollis exuded Chaotic Pre-Serum Steve Rogers energy.
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I FORGOT IT WAS FRIDAY
[ID. a textbox from daredevil #20 that reads “no! dammit, matt! this isn’t the time for catholic guilt!”]
if i could pick one picture to describe daredevil it would be this one
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catholics love their energy swords
Tumblr boring af on Sunday till the Catholics get out of Mass and start their shit
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Matt: Sorry I bitch to you so much.
Father Lantom: Well, bitching's good for the soul.
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was that a pun?
it was great.
did I mislabel my laundry AGAIN foggy help
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I’m just fine doing the actual laundry but if someone could come over and help me ensure my clothes have the right labels that would be Fantastic
did I mislabel my laundry AGAIN foggy help
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the question is did I wash whites with reds or did someone sneak things into my closet (again)
did I mislabel my laundry AGAIN foggy help
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yeah, that’s definitely mislabeled.
did I mislabel my laundry AGAIN foggy help
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Once I was on a bus and someone cut this blind lady off as she was trying to get off the bus by squeezing past her. Thought she wouldn't notice. She did. Thought she couldn't do anything about it. That's how I learned the second purpose of the white cane: asshole reeducation.
Duel purpose mobility aides!!!
My aide isn’t long like a cane but it’s hard plastic and filled with water, and could hurt if used in the right places.
People have put spikes on wheelchair handles to assholes won’t move them without permission
Some braces, especially AFOs, are also hard plastic and hurt like a BITCH when you get hit with them (speaking as a caretaker who has been kicked by someone wearing AFOs on accident, and as someone who used to wear AFOs)
Disabled people- weaponize your aides and protect yourselves! you are entitled to self defense.
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did I mislabel my laundry AGAIN foggy help
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karen asked me what I would do in a “The Purge”-like scenario and I had to think about it, but I would definitely parkour in places where freerunning was banned.
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