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Namjoon: I woke up tired like 8 years ago and man I haven't recovered since.

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A short encounter

Taehyung: Hey Taehyun from TXT

Taehyun: Hey Taehyung from BTS

Taehyung: I like your cut g

Taehyun:

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Doctor: So, on a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your pain?

Jungkook, groaning: 10/10 would NOT recommend.

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Taehyung: I just had a sandwich and it fell apart as soon as I picked it up and I think I relate to it a little too much

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“Having to tell myself “I’m okay, I’m okay, I’m okay, I’m gonna be okay.” wasn’t beautiful or poetic. Sitting on my bathroom floor, crying begging someone to help me even though no one could hear me wasn’t beautiful. It wasn’t something worth going through. The pain wasn’t worth it, it was fucking painful. It was fucking painful to wake up the next morning when all I wanted to do was die and that’s the fucking truth. The truth isn’t beautiful or poetic. It’s not a John Green book or a Notebook love story, it was real. The pain and the tears and the hurting was real. The aching was real and it was more than painful but painful is the only word to use because what I felt was something that didn’t have a definition. So don’t tell me that this pain will be worth it some day or that I should turn my hurt into something beautiful because you don’t have to go through something painful to learn something. I don’t have to force my pain to be beautiful because it wasn’t.”

— Deeply Feeling Series 

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“and at some point I thought to myself: ‘no person deserves this,’ and I realized that includes even me.”

— Unknown

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He a pretty puppy~~

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prettiest boy me thinks ♥︎

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“Oh, there it is. Silly old universe. The more I save it, the more it needs saving, it’s a treadmill. Yes, yes, I know. They’ll get it all wrong without me. Well, I suppose, one more lifetime wouldn’t kill anyone. Well, except me. You wait a moment, Doctor. Let’s get it right. I’ve got a few things to say to you. Basic stuff first. Never be cruel, never be cowardly, and never, ever eat pears! Remember, hate is always foolish and love is always wise. Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind. Oh, and you mustn’t tell anyone your name. No one would understand it anyway. Except… Except children. Children can hear it sometimes - if their hearts are in the right place, and the stars are too. Children can hear your name. But nobody else. Nobody else, ever. Laugh hard. Run fast. Be kind. Doctor, I let you go.”

— Doctor who, Twice Upon a Time

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“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

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All works are 18+ and NSFW. Minors please look away. 

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Unicorn Ride (m)

“What do men know? Because they have seen no unicorns for a while does not mean we have all vanished.” – Peter S. Beagle

➺ Banner: The amazingly talented @kithtaehyung ❤️

➺ Pairing: Jimin x Female Reader

➺ Trope: Strangers to ??, PWP, Non-Idol!AU

➺ Genre: Smut

➺ Rating: +18

➺ Word Count: 8.8k

➺ Summary: Hunting men down at a club is inviting disappointment with open arms. But tonight, your body has been twisted, turned and bent on every possible surface, and you might be willing to reconsider. 

➺ Warnings: alcohol, dom!jimin, bratty!Y/N, a very desperate Y/N, making out, biting, light exhibitionism, elevator oral (female), fingering, Y/N tastes herself, some dirty talk, Y/N could have flashed someone at one point, degradation, spanking, Y/N grinds on a knee, Jimin has his tattoo, blowjob, one pussy slap somewhere, throat fucking, spitting, anal fingering, begging, edging, protected sex, rough sex

➺ Author’s Note: It’s here! The reason for my nightmare, THIS PARK JIMIN! This is purely self-indulgent, it has no plot, I wrote the dialogues half asleep, it’s 8000 words of mess in bold and highlight. Thank you to my betas: @taegularities​, who not only betaed this but listened to me complain about my writing for weeks, @kithtaehyung​​, who is always ready to beta and make banners for me whenever I need, even though her plate is more than full with her own work, and @bangtanhome​​, who jumped by to help me with many details and hyped me up like nobody’s business - I love y’all! Fic starts under the cut, because we’re filthy from the get-go. 

This fic is dedicated to @mimikookie​ for BTS Writers Club’s fic exchange - Bambi, love, cutie, sweetie pie - I hope you enjoy this!! 💛

As always, please let me know what you thought of the fic, my messages and ask box are always open for comments!

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Harry: I've seen things.

Ron: Certainly not a therapist.

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Remus, aggressively, from his hospital bed: You can't just keep me here! DO you know who I am?

Sirius: Poppy, help! He can't even remember his own name!

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Sirius and Baby Harry: *laying face down on a pile of blankets*

Remus: So, boys, what are your thoughts in global warming?

Baby Harry: *muffled babbling*

Sirius: *muffled babbling in agreement*

Remus, nodding wisely: I see.

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Ravenclaw: What if mayonnaise came in cans

Slytherin: Well that would suck because you can't microwave metal...

Hufflepuff: Good morning to everyone except these two people