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Spirits bless you, aliens from the beyond!

Unfortunately, it took us a little long to switch our frequency to a new communications network, but we managed to do so without much of a hurdle. We're glad to finally have presence on the galactic stage and engage with all of our prospective clients!

As we always say, 'all are equal in death', and our firm will be there to offer spiritual services to your loved ones according to your respective customs and rituals for a competitive price. Alternatively, you can request to host the empty vessel inside of our Necropolis City on New Heshey: their eternal peace solemnly guarded by our most devoted employees.

Everybody dies one day, but that doesn't mean it has to happen at all! By undergoing our mostly painless procedure of spiritual ascension, you can achieve immortality and get to enjoy unlife life the way you always wanted for however long you've always wanted! Note: additional charges may apply. The initial price does not cover further cosmetic supplies.

If any of our services or products peaked your fancy, come visit our local funeral home subsidiaries on your respective planets. We have many plans to expand what we have on offer!

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