dantecain

[dantecain]

need people to see this i feel insane

[dantecain]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[dantecain]

I can’t stop watching it.

[dantecain]

Holy trinity

[dantecain]

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

[dantecain]

[dantecain]

I respect an "I can fix him" villainfucker 50x more than a "he didn't do anything wrong, he's just misunderstood!" villainfucker. like yeah they both get the cute domestic happily ever after, but man the first guy has depth they have nuance and most importantly they are actually aware they're a villainfucker

[dantecain]

Critical fail when rolling for erection

Sex dice but with DND rules

[dantecain]

Sex dice but with DND rules

[dantecain]

I liked tennis and drumming but quite frankly anyone who makes school kids play hockey is a sadist

[dantecain]

I love how many things from my school days just Are Not in my life any more. How is my tennis racket doing? Have my drumsticks disintegrated yet? Where’s my hockey stick now?

[dantecain]

Bounces tennis ball to serve but it ricochets around the court and eventually travels to Italy where it kills the pope. I do not score.

[dantecain]

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night