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Courage was so much better than me if I saw eustace in some kind of shenanigans I’d be handing the monster a chainsaw to do it faster tbh

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it’s the day again ♥️

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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.

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all these bitches treat me like shania, cleaving me in twain

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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first one at the bay gar gets to fuck me

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the way silent hill 2 remake without the fog just looks like an average day in the uk

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wait what did grimes do

Manic Pixie Eva Braun

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i miss everyone

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"Inshallah he will OD soon" fucking sent me

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I heard about this earlier but this is phenomenally good news because a lot of these manuscripts hold palestinian intellectual history dating back centuries and my friends who work in the Islamic book history field believed these all to be gone

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you bottle Miette??

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a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

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Slaves who escaped were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.

Jewish people who escaped the Nazis were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.

The law is a horrible judge of morality.