Too old for this shit || Actually terrible at puns || What is this 'consistency'?
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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time
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everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts
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sometimes thinking abt all the gaming youre gonna do later is what gets you through the workday and then you get home and do no gaming. not even a little bit of gaming
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One time a friend told me that if she wanted to have a chill night she would come to me and ask for tea and a book to read. I didn’t like tea at the time, but I always made sure my cupboards had them in case she needed a quiet night. One time I told my boss that I loved oranges, but couldn’t peel them because of my nails. For a year he made sure to peel me one at least once a week. Once my friends gave me a made up superlative of “most likely to have a pen they could borrow” and ever since I’ve made sure I always carry a pen with me. A long time ago, my high school librarian told me that no one would care what my grade in my sophomore chemistry class was if I’m bringing them doughnuts and asking them about their day.
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the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it
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i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog
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Positive affirmations:
I deserve a halberd
I should be given a halberd
People want me to have a halberd
I can be trusted to own a halberd
I will be given a halberd one day
People will think my halberd is incredibly hot
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Positive affirmations:
I deserve a halberd
I should be given a halberd
People want me to have a halberd
I can be trusted to own a halberd
I will be given a halberd one day
People will think my halberd is incredibly hot
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dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me
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Everyone needs a sicko to bounce ideas off of. It's necessary to survive any fandom ever.
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