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the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it 

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i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

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Positive affirmations:

I deserve a halberd

I should be given a halberd

People want me to have a halberd

I can be trusted to own a halberd

I will be given a halberd one day

People will think my halberd is incredibly hot

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what ages were ur guys ‘’ugly stage’’

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DARK SOULS III — [ 1/? ]

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Positive affirmations:

I deserve a halberd

I should be given a halberd

People want me to have a halberd

I can be trusted to own a halberd

I will be given a halberd one day

People will think my halberd is incredibly hot

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dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

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Everyone needs a sicko to bounce ideas off of. It's necessary to survive any fandom ever.

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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND

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nothing is more frustrating than when I’m leading a serious discussion about the importance of learning how to properly research folklore & cultural stories from reliable sources and someone pipes in like “why does it matter if it’s all made up anyway?”

yeah dude vampires are made up and the whole “vampires couldn’t see their reflections in antique mirrors because of the silver backing” is made up so you can combine those however you want for fun.

but you can’t say “the Victorians believed vampires couldn’t see themselves in mirrors because of the silver backing, which is why Dracula has no reflection,”

because the author of Dracula was a real man who never said that and the Victorians were real people of a real era and you can’t just make up things about real people because it’s important historically for us to understand what people believed about the world and why.

Making up facts about vampires is folklore & literature. Claiming random people in the past believed that, with no evidence, is just lying.

Am I making sense??

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Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time

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Susan Sto Helit

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One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.

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SILENT HILL christophe gans, 2006

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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of course lgbt people like horror. what did you think lgbt stands for? lycanthropy gore blood terror