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9/11 could have only happened in the early 2000s the culture was just different back then you could do these things
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oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast
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danger days haters aren’t invited to my summer kick off party
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"if we didn't have a chance of winning, they wouldn't be trying so hard to stop us"
dan howell you make fighting to survive and be heard against all odds seem worth it in the worst, darkest of times
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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my friend who is sitting in the same room as me just silently emailed me this
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wait a bunch of ppl ( in mexico i belive) got togheter and made a mini movie where everyone is poorly pretending to be french in retaliation for the dogshit emilia perez musical this is awesome tjhey all have little mustaches drawn on with sharpie and are spealing the worst french ever
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as far as i'm concerned all "yuri" is "toxic yuri" because women are ontologically evil thanks to eve's original sin
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