danphobe

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going back like three times over the moment of phil saying he won dan that plushie in a claw machine 15 years ago and then clicking play again and it immediately goes into dan sighing and mocking us for what we were about to do with that new morsel of lore

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dan laughing at phils joke 15 years later, the exact same way

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Sometimes you just have to sit back and let the tears well up in your eyes over how fucking funny and preposterous it is that we are in a community where our rpf talks back to us and pathologizes and corrects us about our fanfic headcanons

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am i interrupting something?

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CAN YOU LET ME GO TO SLEEP

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i feel like i just did 80 lines of yaoi cocaine.

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DO YOU LIKE EACH OTHER OR SOMETHING

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Sometimes you just have to sit back and let the tears well up in your eyes over how fucking funny and preposterous it is that we are in a community where our rpf talks back to us and pathologizes and corrects us about our fanfic headcanons

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like oh im sure

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seeing the way they just naturally exist around each other in close proximity is making me nauseous like obviously space is tight but do you need to keep touching do you need to stand shoulder to shoulder at every moment do you need to be gravitstionally pulled to each other and constantly seem like youre about to make me watch you kiss please Have mercy . on me.

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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

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happy halloween cat and bear

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with every video I'm getting more and more convinced there will never actually be an official 'hard launch,' just the door opening wider and wider until they act like the door was never there at all.

The fact that they answered the question about Phil snoring. The fact that they talked about "the bathroom" so candidly. the fact that they called it NEWLYWEDS AT ALL. They trust us so much because we put so much trust in them.

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nicko1088 is Ben btw (yes, their stage manager)

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october 19, 2015 // october 25, 2024

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i am in awe of dnps ability to not only never cross the line of an outright confirmation of their relationship status, but then pick up said line, move it further along and not cross it again

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The answer to the flirting one is making me insane bc like Dan loves to pretend to be a whore but the reality is that he's Mr Monogamy and Phil has not changed since he was That Emo Boy in the noughties