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Janet Mills is all of us. Fcuk you, First Felon.

MAGA will implode as We The People rise and punch these Nazis in the face.

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my dawg

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

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does anybody else have a discord server thats only yourself and nobody else exclusively used to send images from your mobile phone to your tablet or computer

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Not an invitation to cocoon yourself in a self-care bubble for four years, but a reminder to the 24/7 worriers that you can literally write "To Do on Monday: Worry about ________" on a post-it note and stop worrying about it for one day while you recharge.

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I wish we could teach each other how to love the way we can teach animals that aren’t supposed to be able to feel it.

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All you do is whine

untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage

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trying so hard to resist saying “is it because she’s a woman” that my face almost turns blue when my brother says he doesn’t think a female actress has “any talent left in her”

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Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.

I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.

We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.

I’m terrible at chess.

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

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"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years

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The humble and beautiful PDF does not deserve to now have the term “PDF file” be a censored version of the word pedophile. She has been nothing but good to us. You all apologize right now

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kiba is so pretty. look at him. my butch wife

my wife whos hair i want to brush