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NOOOOOO ALMOND FUUUCK 🥺🥺🥺🥺

God fucking damnit 

This fucking virus is spreading like a wildfire right now

IF YOU SEE THIS. REBLOG.

DO NOT CLICK ON THE RAY BANS LINK. IT IS A VIRUS THAT WILL HACK YOUR ACCOUNT AND SPREAD THE LINK FURTHER.

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You've been hacked

thanks idk how this happened considering i haven’t been on here in a very long time lmao

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Iconic vines as bad hipster edits

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I’d take health care and no children in cages if it meant, like, fewer kinds of apple juice to choose from, idk.

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reblogging again to remind myself

Gaining weight does not make you a worse person, and losing weight doesn’t make you a better one. Your weight is not a reflection of your worth.

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i have a friend whomst I will not name in case they don’t want to be asked about this but they have a Very Specific and Terrible power which is, if you take the online BDSM quiz and then just simply mention you have, they can look at you for under ten seconds and just state your top result.

I can’t tell you anything more soul-shattering, any death more instant and devastating, any moment more harrowing to witness than someone saying “yeah i took the BDSM quiz once” only for my friend to no more than glance at them and then announce “brat” and the look in the person’s eyes is that of one who just tipped too far back in their chair

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when i was 14 the only thing i wanted in the entire world was for dan and phil to come out and mcr to return and so in conclusion dont kill yourself or whatever gays stay winning

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Gaining weight does not make you a worse person, and losing weight doesn’t make you a better one. Your weight is not a reflection of your worth.

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"Never again" is now. Don't look away.

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this is hilarious

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the horse has been caught at last

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me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!

trans person: i like gender tho

me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!

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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

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What’s your fantasy?

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