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sorry for not being active. been feeling very not good.

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My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :)

Me: my what now

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soulja boy tell em. im too shy

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why does this feel like the parent trap and dan and phil are the kids forcing their broken up parents together

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choose your fighter 😜💢🤪

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🥺

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This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

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Welp, there goes my heart, I guess

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holiday url :) i don’t really celebrate christmas but being festive is fun!

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you know, perfectly normal scarf use lmao

HOW TF ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO MODEL A BLANKET??!¿/

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phil’s 32 and he can’t cook pasta, i’m…………..

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i really hope dan’s secret project is a poetry book so that i can make fun of him online for being pretentious but then i can cry over a physical copy of it while i lie in bed at night

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Anxiety is like if the 20 seconds spent waiting to hear if it’s Under Pressure or Ice Ice Baby lasted forever

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the merch drop is in less than three hours and i’m going to have to hide in the bathroom of cracker barrel to keep up with it because i’m supposed to be eating then hhh

dnp hate americans but that’s so valid of them tbh

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memories from japan🌸 i know it’s not the blossom season right now but i really wanted to draw it so please don’t pay attention to this incompatibility >.<