"There are a few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense"- Brasil, 20
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me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but
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What I love about Loki is that I’ve been lucky enough to step into an archetype.
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Ya ever think how Thor is *1500* years old and all this shit happened in like 6 years
This has just been the wildest shitty summer for him huh
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“I actually thought I was falling for someone who cared about me”
— (via diepressedprincess)
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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
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Remember that time Brendon Urie received a roaring standing ovation from the audience after his phenomenal performance of “Death of a Bachelor” and then Jimmy Fallon bowed down to him? Yeah me too.
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i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
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A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes
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kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
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fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone
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please love me in the most soft and loyal way. I’m so tired.
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i’m single and ignoring people like i’m taken.
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me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again
brain: how bout i do a n y w a y
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Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.
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