dangerouslydangerousexpert

[dangerouslydangerousexpert]

Okay so I never ever made a post here and I have this account for several years now, so anyways I was just taking a shower when I thought, ‘man the match maker in mulan should go out of business’

Now hear me out! She said Mulan will never ever find a man and will never bring honor to her family but like, she did bring honor to her family, and like, Shang so you know she was really wrong, like Shang is a snuck! And a fucking general! So she was wrong one time then these dudes which I fucking adore! In the second movie before Mulan and Shang go to the emperor they have to pick up the rest of the gang ya know and like the first scene of them is like being kicked out of the match maker house while she yells at them they will never find a match and blah blah blah anyways they continue on a journey with the daughters of the emperor and I’m assuming ended up marrying them! Like Fuck! Let me repeat that, they probably ended up MARRYING THE DAUGHTERS OF THE EMPAROR!

Like I don’t know about that match maker but I would be ashamed to show my face in public after such a thing! Anyways I’m done, that’s it, that’s all I had to say. Goodbye now.