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Riiigghhhttt I forgot one of the reasons I hated having Angel Hair up so much is it makes people decide they want to be my personal psychologist.

The worst/my favorite was still that person who told me I was addicted to porn. (Keeping in mind that if I look at porn more than once a month that's a lot for me.)

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I wanna finish Rose so much but I'm trying my best not to rush it. It's not that I don't wanna to write it, it's more I want to write it too much that it's hard to take my time.

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When people say you only write darkfics but you saw them more as porn.

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Being reminded why I don't read much yaoi. The tropes are always so boring. There's always the bottom who is constantly like, oh I shouldn't like getting fucked, though it's happened ten dozen times and I've enjoyed it every time one. And then, oh we don't like each other/I'm pushing you away because I'm afraid you don't like me one. Or the I'm pushing you away for your own good one. Or the I'm pushing you away because of a misunderstanding one. Also the yeah we've been together like five years now but you know, we're both totally straight and will get married someday one. Like come on can we be more boring.

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Watching Trey's hopes and dreams crumble in the Casa Bonita documentary finally.

(Also the way they hung up on a phone call together, I seriously expected them to just drop a "yeah love you, talk to you later")

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WAIT I FORGOT THAT ONE RUGRATS SPECIAL THAT WAS A KNOCK OFF OF IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE.

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The good news about all of Trump's positions picks is that all of them will be gone in about six months.

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Just because I was considering maybe writing a South Park Christmas fic this year and I love lists, the best Christmas Specials of all time:

1. Hey Arnold - Arnold's Christmas

2. South Park - Woodland Critter Christmas

3. The Simpsons - Marge Be Not Proud

4. The Rugrats - The Santa Experienc

5. Honestly some weird combination of the Honey Nut Cheerios/McDonald's/Fruity Pebbles/Coca Cola/Campbell's Soup/Folgercest Commercials

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YouTube video: Don't read this manga it justifies violence as "just fiction!"

Me: Okay time for me to read that manga

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Imagine being consistent in your characterization between fics. I've got Kyle being taller and more athletic in Rose, shorter and pudgy in Angel Hair, and now I'm doing the stereotypical twink thing with him in this one shot I probably won't finish. I dunno, I just think it's fun not to box them in too much. Like yeah probably Post COVID versions are the defaults now but eh.

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Well the good news is Trey and Elon are friends so we probably won't lose South Park?

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Just a heads up, if your comment is long I'll often wait until I'm on an actual computer to reply just because I like to be able see it in its entirety as I respond.

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Alright who wants to help me write the next chapter? 😩

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Thinking about how I pumped out a crapload of writing while on vacation then immediately burned out once I had to go back to work. Y'all are lucky I have to support myself or I'd be unstoppable.

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The closer Stan gets to being Mr. Bro., the more people bail on the fic.

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Next chapter of Rose should be the final chapter. Probably. As long as I don't overwrite again.

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*dies happy*

Edit: Alright fine after my initial excitement over Melon's long-waited appearance, I also need to share my love for my favorite ship in the series. God, I hope they change the story so we get it for real. Please.

(I know, I know, a straight ship and it isn't even incest???)