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New Headcanon! + I feel like Luka would hate having to spend an hour brushing her hair. But is also not interested in cutting her hair either.

"8! THROUGH AND THROUGH"

She would bark out, gods was this person right.

"You have no idea the pain I go through trying to brush this hair of mine. It either hurts to the ends of the planets or the brush breaks because of how thick it is."

"Though you're also right, I don't bother cutting it... most of the time. The only two times I cut it are in summer because I'm moving around a lot, and winter, because it's really hard to stay warm when I have clumps of snow in my hair. It also saves washing time when I can wash it."

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So, Luka. You can read and write, right?

"Nooo, I just scribble down random glyphs and symbols and eat books to gain the knowledge within them."

The fifteen year old hybrid known as Luka would say, her tone of voice absolutely dripping withs sarcasm.

"..."

"Yes, I know how to read and write. I'm fifteen, not two. Besides, I was taught to read at when I was three and how to write at four."

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Hey, you're way too young to have sex. Give it five years, and you can have sex with whomever you want.

Sex? What the hell is sex? Is it some kind of food? Drug? Weapon? She was so so confused right now.

"What's sex?"

There is a look of confusion written on Lukas face and a tone of innocence in her voice, she truly didn't know what he was talking about.

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"Does thou wish to engage in a duel my good bitch?"

Add a slightly different tone and it sounds like an invitation XD

Oh trust me, it is when she's pissed. In fact, if she were to rejoin the Rat Pack, some much tomfoolery would go on as well as petty insults. Likely spured on by the 'Rat King' himself, or ome of the other members of course.

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"FIGHT ME YOU NERD-ASS PUNK!"

"At least try to sound sophisticated when you threated someone..." -(npc)

"Does thou wish to engage in a duel my good bitch?"

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Who is that lost sassy child? (to Luka)

"Who is this nosy person with a mask on?"

(Thank you for encapsulating her with that meme XD)

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Well, she should have seen that coming. Though, she didn't know he would hear him considering she thought he was out of ear shot. Turns out she was wrong. Though if she going to get pinged for something, she may as well go out with a bang.

"Man, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

Her tone was that of question, a question she would leave up in the air for a moment before speaking once more.

"Oh wait, she was too busy pegging your cuck of a dad~."

Does she know what 'pegging' and 'cuck' means? Nope. But she heard it being used before when she was in the Rat Pack back when she was eleven, so naturally she thought it was a good roast considering the reaction of the one receiving it back then.

"The fuck did you just call me?!"

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"The fuck did you just call me?!"

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Stand up straight! Is that the way they teach you to stand nowadays? //Luka

"Really now?"

Well... this was an unexpected event. To get nailed for her poster was something she never expect, she honestly expected to get slammed for something completely different. She wanted to day some snappy little comeback like 'tch, is that how they taught you to talk to others when you were in school?' But she had a gut feeling that wouldn't go over to well.

"Fine fine, whatever you say. Never would I expect to be nailed for my poster out of all things."

She says before fixing her posture and straightening her shirt. Letting her hands rest at her side as her dark red eyes look up at him into his onyx ones.

"Is this better? It's about as nicely postured as I can get without a broomstick being ducktaped to my back."

She was now standing properly, her shoulders in line with one another and not slouched. Her body language that of someone who was actually present and not trying to make herself as small as possible to avoid being seen. She had yet to be aware of the fact that she had no reason to slink around, to make herself as small as possible to avoid being seen and therefore struck with an punishment for no reason or with an unreasonable punishment for a minor infraction of a rule.

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Average fighting Azura experience.

Yes, she fights with weapons just for the thrill of it despite how powerful she is.

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Older Luka at the slightest inconvenience in a fight be like-

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The face if a woman whos analyzing someone who's delt with a lot of shit in their life via the little tells they have while talking and moving.

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To be honest, Luka stopped giving a shit about people by the time she reached ten. The betrayal of the Rat Pack abandoning her during the dead of winter when she was eleven solidified her lack of care for people even more. She does things for herself and her kitten, Mochi, only. She will make bargains and trades with other homeless people to get what she wants. Her main source of income is picking people's pockets and yoinking jewely off them to pawn, something she's become incredibly skilled at. She steals from stores on occasion. She knows how to spend her money wisely. She knows that it's best to stock up on caned food before winter hits.

In other words, she's quite self sufficient and cold. Not to mention she possesses a Havard degree in not giving a fuck.

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Luka is honestly so used to pain and stuff that she could accidentally shoot herself in the leg with that gun she has, think it's not that painful, walk around for like a 1-5 minutes , and then crumple to the ground when the pain hits. She'd learn her lesson not to fuck around with a gun very quickly after that.