danganronpasimp

[danganronpasimp]

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*Everyone standing around a broken statuette of the Creator*

[Name]: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Nahida: ... I did. I broke it-

[Name]: No. No, you didn't. Venti?

Venti: Don't look at me! Look at Morax.

Zhongli: What? I didn't break it.

Venti: That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Zhongli: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Venti: Suspicious.

Zhongli: No, it's not!

Dainsleif: If it matters, probably not, but the Shogun was the last one near it.

Ei: Liar! I didn't break it!

Dainsleif: Really, then what were you doing by the statuette earlier?

Ei: I was cleaning and polishing it! I will not allow this embodiment of my eternal love get dirty!

Nahida: Let's not fight, I will make a new one.

[Name]: No! Who broke it?

Zhongli: Creator, the Travellers have been real quiet.

Aether/Lumine: REALLY?!

*everyone else starts arguing*

[Name], out of earshot: I broke it. I hated it, so I threw it against the wall and punched it for good measure. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at eachother's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

[Name]: Good. It was getting a little chummy in here.

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[danganronpasimp]

... nothing... Just this

Can someone please translate this! I found it a while ago. Credits to the artist: @saomatsu7 (Twitter)