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when I’m on the phone with my mom:
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i thought the bermuda triangle was gonna be a huge problem when i was younger
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as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”
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Whats the saddest meal you can think of?
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if youre gonna wear a basic white jumpsuit to the MET GALA…
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I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”
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Bug-free™ season is over and I am Afraid
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when you a words writing and meaning sense make words to
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