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"The funniest thing about Invader Zim is" no, the funniest thing about Invader Zim is Jhonen Vazquez's repeated insistence that Gaz was intended to be the normie sibling to Dib's baby's-first-cybergoth and that he genuinely never intended her to read as goth herself.

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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genuinely shocked the dbd fandom doesn't talk about the fact soma cruz is a survivor like. bro is literally like baby dracula. he's a literal reincarnation of one of the most ruthless killers in the fog.

like what could this entail? are the other survivors able to be normal about it? how does trevor feel about this? the alucard we have in the fog seems to be from before soma's games, what are his thoughts on a reincarnation of his abusive dad being here? and that reincarnation is a literal teenage boy?

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you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

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hi Mr Auspol :D could you share the petition asking for the partner income tests for people on the Disability Support Pension to be ended? link: https://www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/petition/EN7076

the petition has only 7,000 signatures and ends next week. there are approximately 5 million disabled Australians and they deserve the same marriage rights that other people have. we shouldn't lose our income just because we have a partner, a situation that can lead to financial abuse for a population already at double the risk of intimate partner abuse. and we shouldn't have to be a financial burden on our partners just because the government wants to save a little money

please help the disabled community seek marriage equality <3

Here's a clickable link!

You have until Feb 19th everyone!!

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just finished mgs2 today... my shayla

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There are a surprising number of porn games out there that are also solid metroidvanias, and while the porn doesn't bother me, the fact that they almost invariably go with the standard "the monsters fuck you when you get a game over" bit does. Like, if we can't figure out how to incorporate fucking into actual gameplay in a metroidvania, I feel like we're just not trying.

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My fave part of this tweet is that even though a lot of people are assuming this was an AI thing or whatever

this is the actual lede of their review of the Super Mario movie

"But it is also, if I check the clock, Mario Time". Poetry

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I know I'm a little late for Valentine's Day but I wanted to draw my favourite ship of all time

if you like my art, please retweet/share! I could really use the visibility right now

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i actually love him so dearly

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Being autistic is like screaming through a megaphone “please don’t overwork me, i WILL explode” and everyone responds like haha well. You’ll get used to it over time :)

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i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

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Otacon and Snake after Otacon was rescued

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happy valentines day !

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The tragedy of my life is that I keep acquiring and displaying fetish art and having to be corrected by my friends.

Most recently, a friend came over my house and saw my computer background and went, "Wow, um, I didn't know you were into that." To which I look at the picture of the well drawn muscular female minotaur in historically accurate Greek clothing and I start geeking out about how I love the detail the artist did with the clothing and I point out the period appropriate folds and pins, how the artist even inserted the native plant that was used to dye the clothing this particular shade in the background, and even how the belt has technology AND historically accurate weaving patterns on it.

Then I start explaining how I love the muscular choices of the minotaur, that I was so impressed with the artist's anatomically correct depiction of the muscles converging into the neck. That many people get an upright cow's neck wrong because cow's don't have collarbones, so it can be very difficult to merge the upper arms and a chest of a human with a cow's body. I draw her attention to the beautiful way they've merged the pectoralis major so smoothly while also staying true to how muscular they've depicted the rest of the body.

I finish up with my thoughts on the artist's bold choice to depict the minotaur as a female, and despite the underlying themes of a minotaur being violence, child murder, strength, and muscles. I segue into how unlike bulls, cow are perceived as mothers. That they are the major source of milk in human culture, and that idyllic depictions of them in a field usually depict calves frolicking nearby, yet the minotaur kills and eats children.

I finish and there is a long pause.

"Urban, this is fetish art." and she takes me to the artist's twitter and god dammit it's fetish art, not a bold statement on cultural perceptions of women and violence throughout history. I have been tricked again.