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Call me Otacon.

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when ur brother goes thru the drive thru to annoy you........ taco bell au obviously OBVIOUSLY based on these videos

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the fuck you brothers

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I was out shopping and I remembered this meme and was like "Liquid would totally say that"

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does anybody have that one comic of a stick person driving home and suddenly thinking “penis” and making a face that looks like 

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They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

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Haven't figured out a politic way to word this but before saying someone/thing "makes you uncomfortable" please ask yourself this important question: is it any of your fucking business

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i cant stop saying "grisp it"

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this is literally one of my favorite images ever i'll never get tired of it

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cant forgive one of my coworkers because our advisor came into the office and was giving us a very sad speech that he had to make us work more hours and he was very upset about this fact and we all had to be very somber listening to him when to my right this guys computer flashes into sleep mode which happens to reveal this image that i then had to look at and not lose my shit over even a little bit

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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via

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cuntiness is such an important character trait