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If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet

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quick tma piece for my perspective class ^_^

i gotta draw protocol sometime

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You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?

Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.

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This is a wheel with 250 fandoms, people, topics, specific words, etc. Spin it once.

Whatever you landed on has completely disappeared from Tumblr. Any posts including or referencing it have vanished, and none will ever be made again. No one else notices its absence, and no one else will ever ask about it.

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put me on a leash take me for a walk (NONSEXUAL, I'M A LITTLE ANIMAL)

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Item: the biggest rhinestone you ever saw (value: $2)

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really crazy how much one (1) friend hang out can do for your mental health. do people know about this?

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Let's settle this:

Where are you from?

What would you call this device (in English and in your native language)?

Have you ever had one?

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i bought my friend who plays heihachi a figurine i saw at gamestop and he bought a display cabinet for it

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fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

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no nuance, but you can explain yourself in the tags if you feel like you have to

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So yesterday I was thinking about how femme clothes fit my sibling weird sometimes cuz of their lack of tits and then I randomly remembered this nonprofit that knits and crochets prosthetic breasts for cis women that have had mastectomies due to breast cancer (knittedknockers.org lol) and their patterns are free! So I am knitting them some tits which I find very amusing.

For those that want breastforms, the patterns are free. Takes sport or DK yarn. There's a DPN version and a knit flat version and a crocheted version. You can find them on Ravelry under the name Knitted Knockers but make sure you have mature content enabled

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nuthatch doing nuthatch things

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for day 2 of Marchirp, here is a goofy loafing vulture (suggested by my sister)

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happy pride

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We need more giant creatures swishing their tails sexily

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i love when one thin strand of web is stretched across an area, as evidence that something so small has traversed so far. can you see the web? (:

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