dampfen-mist
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20 y/o with moderate-severe ADHDI love hockey, birbs, memes, and existential crises. Anxiety is my motivation, which still doesn’t fuckin work. This blog is a steaming pile of shit, just like me. I have a Birb names Tulip, she’s a Linnie. She’s the sassiest lil gal you’ll ever meet. To the schizophrenic blogs, my best friend has it, I’m just trying to learn and understand. I hope you’ll have me.
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dampfen-mist · 5 years ago
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octopus kites [src]
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dampfen-mist · 5 years ago
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both bastille and hozier have really nailed the “the world is ending let’s jam” vibe huh
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dampfen-mist · 6 years ago
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My redesign for the new sonic movie
I will be accepting constructive criticism.
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dampfen-mist · 6 years ago
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one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”
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dampfen-mist · 6 years ago
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This is from Leslie Jones�� Twitter.
😂😂😂😂😂 i can’t.
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dampfen-mist · 6 years ago
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How do you catch a hawk?!
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dampfen-mist · 6 years ago
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andrew came downstairs from the office to give me a hug and seemed really worried about me and it turned out that i had reblogged a picture of a jellyfish with the tag “sometimes i wish i could be this” and while i had meant “beautiful, ethereal, and full of light” he had interpreted it as meaning “brainless and totally free of the burden of consciousness”
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dampfen-mist · 6 years ago
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today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying
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dampfen-mist · 6 years ago
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NO SURVIVORS
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absolutely stellar
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dampfen-mist · 6 years ago
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out here makin business deals
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dampfen-mist · 6 years ago
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i learned that Japan does not accept signatures on official documents (banks, real estate and business) but require a ‘hanko’ which is an official carved wooden or stone seal pressed in ink (x)
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dampfen-mist · 6 years ago
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avengers end game spoiler
thanos has sex for like, 10 straight minutes on screen. you’d think it’d be a good time to go pee since it’s not exactly plot relevant but every cinema locks the doors when this scene plays
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