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outie irving thinking his innie had an erotic entanglement with burt when in reality they never even kissed and innie irving being told that his outie is a skilled lover when in reality he's never been loved his whole life

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stop telling robots they 'pass' as a compliment, passing the turing test is not required from robots for them to be valid, also stop assuming robots even want to pass, it's not the only thing that being a robot is about and is based on anthropocentric standards that you really should be dismantling in the first place

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Liz Shaw and her iconic sense of fashion🔥

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this scene goes so hard, i had to at least make an attempt at it

also cool, the first time i've properly made a mini-comic

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girl who handles her guilt and grief in normal ways

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Hey guys let me tell you about advance fee scams

I hope y'all are familiar with these in this day and age, especially my artists out there, because they're incredibly common.

About half an hour ago I posted a drawing and tagged it #artists on tumblr, and very quickly received this comment.

My scam radar went off immediately, due to the generic blog name and lack of any emotion in the comment, but I decided it might be an entertaining venture so I dmed them. They asked for a drawing "of these", and sent me a random selfie. I got the details and told them it would be $15, and they promptly offered me $300. At this point I know it's a scam, but I play along for funsies and give them my paypal. Shortly, they send me this image for "confirmation" (I blocked out my email)

And they began to insist that I checked my email. I looked in my spam folder and found the following email.

This is fake. This is not a thing. And the "you're to refund the $200.00 back" is the scam. They send vaguely official-looking emails at you to "prove" that they sent you the money, then have you send them $200 (or however much the scam is for). Then, surprise surprise, you're out $200.

I continued to play along for a bit, and in the second email "Paypal" told me that I had to refund the $200 before they could "credit the $300 to my account", along with these lovely threats.

And yeah, it's silly. But it's not silly if you don't know and get scammed. So. Spread, please! And thank you very much to @mlaurel for the opportunity to get these screenshots.

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Nobody warns you that after reading enough fics from Spock’s POV, you just start talking like that. Asked a guy if he was « amenable » to calling bro.

« I will endeavor to » BROOOOO

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Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

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No way out

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watched the max payne movie again

it's funny how the movie gets juuuust enough details right to annoy the piss out of me for everything it changes

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Hem hem.... it's party rock is... 😏😏 ....

*no one acknowledges me or kisses me on the mouth*

ahem.....!! i said it's party rock.. is... 😏😏😏😏

*no one acknowledges me or kisses me on the mouth*

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Hem hem.... it's party rock is... 😏😏 ....

*no one acknowledges me or kisses me on the mouth*

ahem.....!! i said it's party rock.. is... 😏😏😏😏

*no one acknowledges me or kisses me on the mouth*

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predator

another sketchy one where i wanted to try something eerie

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this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

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making a list of other things that are cursed in detective Conan besides just Conan:

- Sera's hotels (there's always a murder/bombing happening in the next room. even when Yumi was kidnapped by a random shogi player he detained her in her hotel)

- Chiba's friends (one used him as an alibi for a murder and then all his friends started having problems too, although a good amount are in filler anime episodes and not canon)

- Ayumi's neighbours (remember when a serial murderer lived in the same building as her? or when her neighbour god kidnapped? many such cases)

- NOT Sakurako she is sadly just a collateral damage of Conan

- Zero (although his type of curse is different he just kills everyone close to him not just randos)

- Eri's acquaintances (they're always using her as an alibi or trying to pin the murder on her/her husband: colleague, client, friend, hairdresser...)