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Do you know the rat rabbi?

Watch the full episode on Dropout

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What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

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Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️

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bro im gonna CRY i didnt know this 🥺

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give it enough time and there will be people online who will read about how ancient athenian wives weren't allowed to attend meals with men they weren't related to and comment omggg we need to bring this back!!! men are so scary the only way women would ever be safe is if we had our own special room in the home and never had to interact with men at all. i love feminism

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you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.

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For sake of consistency with the other poll (I'm trying to do science here!) please don't reblog on AtLA-specific blogs, I need this statistics for the Silm fandom, not for general population. Thanks!

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"you know you are only supposed to have 1 apprentice maybe 2 not 15." said the wizard council member "well until people stop leaving surprisingly powerful orphans at my doorstep I'll be taking care of my 17 apprentices." The council member snapped their wand "WHERE DID YOU GET 3 MORE!"

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Rereading the manga a bit and......

Guys, where does this notion that Conan is a freeloader come from???

Yukiko (under the guise of Edogawa Fumiyo) paid the Mouri family 10 million yen in child-rearing expenses! That's "fuck you" money!! The Mouri are essentially hired to take care of Conan!!! He's not their charity case, they are his nanny!!!!!

Stop saying he's freeloading oh my god????

(p/s: I'm pretty sure the only one freeloading is Akai lmao, since I'm pretty sure he doesn't pay rent to live in Kudo's house.)

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Awkward

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i love her

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Your Midas touch.

Bourbon.

With photo reference.

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Finding out that Lancelot was apparently the invention of a french writer is absolutely hysterical to me. 12th century french poet sitting around reading arthurian romances and thinking "yeah these stories are pretty good but I think what they really need is a french guy who shows up and fucks arthurs wife"