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i literally wanna get better . does anybody else feel that way or is it just me and the bleachers

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So I tweaked my self insert and gave her a full body design in the process!

I'm very very happy with her design and I hope to write some more about her at some point after the holidays (shudders, having to work almost every day next week) if anyone is interested!

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Bones Bones Bones, hell, we’re all Alone!

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I just don’t caaaarreee. I don’t care. But I care a lot though I care SO much. But also I just don’t care at all and never have. But also I do and always will. Hope that helps

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some warrior cats shit is happening in my house rn

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there’s another fucking week this week

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sorry to be cliche but. scrawny by wallows IS randy’s song. a randy song. whatever 💀 the point is: he is a scrawny motherfucker with a cool hairstyle

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You guys want to play a game? REBLOG and put in the tags why you follow this person

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uhhh cringe is dead have a doodle of my self insert!

her name is Nicki and she's randy's loser super cool older sister! works a shitty restaurant job and has an apartment with like 3 roommates. is generally very busy but likes to visit home when she can and invites Randy over to her house to play video games together often. also has a cat named Maneki (based on the maneki-neko statues) who's a little polydactyl coin thief!

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is there an active randy cunnignham discord server? should i make one??? i NEED to talk to more people about silly ninja show grrrr

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How did Lucy's dad react to her being MTF?

McFist isn't the world's best ally but let her transition anyway because it'd look bad on the company if he didn't. Since he's huge on keeping up appearance n all to the public he's supportive of her but really just could not care less.

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if I die young

bury me in swag

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Pplease ask me abt them they are so special to me (also heehoo I like fancy outfit Julian)

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How does Lucy know Randy is the ninja?

Who does she have a crush on or does she not have one?

Ooh good questions!

Number One: How does she know? Short answer: Randy's not very slick.

Long answer: Since being homeschooled for so long, Lucy's really good at observing people. He's got the same height, same eyes, same voice, and same humour as the ninja. That, paired with the fact that even though he speaks so highly of himself the ninja, he's conviently never there to see him. She's honestly less surprised he's the ninja and more surprised that no one else has even figured it out. Number Two: Does she have a crush?

Yes, actually! She's hopelessly into her best friend, Destiny. Destiny currently has a girlfriend though, although their relationship can be described as rocky at best. So she just kind of hopelessly yearns.

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation