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annwly‌:

❝  ━  it’s only a matter of time until you get used to this public attention, go for it, i’ve been there for some time, it’s common for the public to be interested in you, you’re a celebrity kid after all. you should be careful what you say, what you said about women, don’t be a asshole … it’s a bit degrading, okay ? many of them have no choice, i don’t think it’s fun for everyone to be a trooper to be shown by men. ❞

I’m not saying they shouldn’t be interested in me, it makes sense, I’m a fascinating person. I just don’t like how they expect me to drop everything to be bored to death at these events. And how is saying I have naked chicks around my place degrading? It’s just a fact, not an insult. I love having them there. I cherish them. I give them orgasms. We all have a good time. And they totally have a choice in the matter, I’m not exactly holding them hostage. 

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nvvcky‌:

all nicky could do was shake his head, in disbelief that he was putting effort in to this conversation. “ you’re right, i’ve never been to a party before .. - that’s why you’re pissing me off?” he said it incredulously before erupting in a short burst of laughter, as if that made any sense. “ mm.. your feminist contributions - groundbreaking. - honestly, I don’t understand how people can stand to be around you” he wondered out loud, thinking to his own friends.

No, I’m pissing you off because it’s one of my favorite hobbies. You get all huffy and your face gets scrunched up, and there’s no revenge worse than premature wrinkly skin. Honestly? It probably has something to do with my incredibly gorgeous looks. Either that, or the massive fortune my family has.  

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ofaslans‌:

Uh, I want to. But I shouldn’t, right? Gotta save face or whatever… bullshit— God, I can hear Dr. Crane now. ‘What is it you’re trying to compensate for, Aslan?’ Fucking asshole. Is that what therapy and rehab is supposed to be all about, guilting you into becoming a god damn straight edge? No, we have to lay low for a while like, just chill. You know? To keep everyone off my back.

What, does he think I’m sort of bad influence or something? What a prick, I’m such a good boy. Everyone knows that. I’ve never done one bad thing in my innocent little life. But fine. I’m coming over, and we’ll have some good, old fashioned sober fun. Not sure exactly what that entails, but I’m sure we can think of something, right? 

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nvvcky‌:

“ what are you talking about? ” nicky couldn’t help but proceed this by a less than discreet eye-roll. “ nobody expects you to do shit hilton, you could just stay in your pretentious ass box and not bother the rest of us, i’m sure that would be much appreciated. - BUT, no you won’t do that, because you can’t keep your misogynistic mouth shut for 2 seconds ”

Look, I get that you’ve never been invited to a party in your pathetic little life, but you don’t need to take that out on me, bro. And, please, how can I be a misogynist? Do you have any idea how much pussy I’ve eaten in my day? I should get some sort of award for my feminist contributions, if anything. 

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trcnsients‌:

You had me.. then you lost me. I mean, it is kind of ridiculous that everyone expects the world of someone based solely on their parent’s fame. It’s not really surprising, per se, but it’s ridiculous nevertheless. As far as the rest of your.. statement goes, can’t say we’re on the same page. I hate to say it, but when it comes to bragging and referring to women as chicks, it really feels as if you’re overcompensating for something you’re otherwise lacking.. you know?

If you “hate” to say it, you can just... you know, not say it. That is an option, you know that, right? But princess, I’m not overcompensating for anything, and you are more than welcome to come figure that out for yourself. The myth that only nice guys have big dicks is just that - a myth. It’s possibly to both be a dick and have a huge one. Sorry to break it to you.

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ofaslans‌:

You mean you love me. We know. Obviously there’s a difference. I mean there’s me, the shit. And then there’s you, just plain shit. It’s why we balance each other so well, c’mon. We’ve been over this before. 

You’re the worst person I’ve ever met. Are we going out tonight or what? I need some fresh pussy, and it’s lame showing up to a club by yourself. 

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ofaslans‌:

So that makes him like… what, your dad? Makes sense. The resemblance is uncanny, really. Too bad he didn’t pass on his good judgement. At least one of you know I’m the shit. Maybe when you finally pull your head out of your own ass you’ll realize it, too.

I legitimately hate you so fucking much. First off, I’m pretty sure he’s like, a thousand percent gay. Plus, there’s a difference between the shit, and just plain shit, honey, learn to read. And come on, you know I’m no one’s bottom bitch, not even my own head’s. 

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ofaslans‌:

I know nothing about fashion? Just last week Perez Hilton himself said I was a beacon of hope for the washed up socialite model wave. A runway prodigy. Isn’t that like your uncle or something? Clearly, I know something about something.

He’s not my fucking uncle, idiot. He named himself that because he wants to be my mother, which is just weird as fuck. Not that I can blame him, who wouldn’t want to be her? She’s an icon, and her son is a fucking stud. ...Then again, seeing as he did name himself after her, I guess he does have some good taste, so... maybe you’re not entirely wrong. 

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hvzcls‌:

     “ see ? major headache oncoming. maybe you do have some talent, after all. thank you for the invitation, though. i’ll have to buy a hazmat suit before i even go near your property, but i’m sure amazon might have what i need to make sure i don’t catch an std just by breathing. ”

Do you think I’m an idiot? I use protection, I’m not about to knock up some gold-digging bitch who’s lying about being on the pill. I’m clean. And I’m plenty talented. Take a visit to my bedroom, you’ll learn that pretty damn fast. 

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hvzcls‌:

     “ did anyone ever tell you that you sound exactly like a headache? i mean, we get it. mommy passed down the unfounded superiority complex, and now that you’re a grown man, very few people find it cute or endearing — must be tough. but maybe next time you can just say no to those countless invitations and resume your orgies, before diving right into a diva fit. seriously, damian… there’s people that are dying. ”

Aw, baby, you don’t have to be jealous. My place is big enough, there’s always room for more. Come join us next time, yeah? Leave the attitude at the door, though, I’m the only bitch allowed there. ...And seriously? Quoting a fucking Kardashian? At me? 

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ofaslans‌:

I puked on that jacket the first time because it was hideous. I did it the second time because you had the audacity to have it replaced. You deserved it, and so did the jacket for that matter. Anyways, fuck off. People are lining up down the block to be my best friend, and yet here I am with you. The lack of appreciation is astounding. 

Oh, fuck you, you know nothing about fashion. That jacket was iconic. Really? Where are they, dick? Because I’ll gladly take the night off from listening to you prattle on about God knows what in my ear all night. 

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ofaslans‌:

Right, because that’s how that works. You’re absolutely fucking useless, you know that?

You are more than welcome to go find a new best friend, loser. Oh wait, no one else wants to deal with your coked up ass every morning. And remember that time you puked on my custom Moschino jacket? Oh wait, that’s not even specific enough, because you did that shit twice. The same goddamn day I got my replacement one, too. 

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Why is it that now that the public knows about me, I’m expected to show up to all these events and shit? Newsflash people, your Halloween parties are lame, and stuffed to the brim with D-listers. The only reason people show up is because of the hot, practically naked chicks, but that’s pretty much typical of my place anyway, minus the practically part. And my place doesn’t have shitty music and stale cupcakes. 

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ofaslans‌:

What are you, deaf? That wasn’t the question. New York or LA; two options, two. 

Yeah, and my answer was Dubai, bitch. Fight me. I play by my own rules. 

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The answer is Dubai, man, what are you, dumb? 

“ which do you think is better : new york or la ? i mean, to me, they both have their pros and cons, but one has to be better, right? who gets your vote? ”

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Paris studies The Art of War, 2006