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"Being bi means all the attraction you feel is gay" NOT ME. All my attraction is not only hetero, it's hetero in the most off-putting way possible. I like men in the fetishistic yaoi fangirl way and I like women in the creepy mouth-breathing guy in your workplace way

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hey Elvis is the glass half full or half empty to you?

Woah mama it depends on whether you're filling or emptying

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im sorry? i dont know. im sorry

bonus:

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and someday together we'll shine

based on this beautiful art by shirahama kamome!!!!

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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I haven’t done anything for 4 hours but watch whatever cartoon loads up next so anyways there’s a whole episode of american dad bout klaus the fish dating an ancient malevolent wraith

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Strelitzia redesign yeippii

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I got distracted

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idk who needs to hear this today but you don't have to marry a man if you don't want to

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“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

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Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:

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r/wallstreetbets has a pinned message with the suicide hotline. im not sure if to laugh or shake my fuckin head

funny. sorry but kind of funny objectively speaking

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4 chapters of Deltarune being announced for 25$ for the current game and all subsequent chapters being free vs. Nintendo begging you to pay 90 dollars for Mario Kart not counting the inevitable DLC.

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Not an invitation to cocoon yourself in a self-care bubble for four years, but a reminder to the 24/7 worriers that you can literally write "To Do on Monday: Worry about ________" on a post-it note and stop worrying about it for one day while you recharge.

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how she looks at her catboy of infinite destruction when he gains the ability to destroy peoples memories after plunging the entire city into darkness (she’s very proud of him)