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✧ [2004]

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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

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I wish there were a following dashboard that didn't include reblogs so I could just scroll through my mutuals flop posts

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me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

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I have come into possession of an ornithology book from the 1930's and they had such a way of describing birds back then, modern publishers of birding booking should take note! Here are some of the bangers.

yes, this book refers to the anhinga as a water-turkey

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im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails

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im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

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i think im just not worth getting close to

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The SV Legendary PokeDolls have been added to the US Pokemon Center site!

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when I was like 15, a drunk woman I didn’t know at a party who was smoking a cigarette on the porch started randomly opening up to me about her infertility journey and I told her how I was my parents rainbow baby after multiple miscarriages and fertility treatments said not to lose hope. she comforted me about being a strange kid without many friends my age (hence why I was at a party full of adults thrown by my uncle) and told me everything would work out eventually. the next time I saw her like 2 years later (small town, mutual friends) she was carrying her newborn. I think about that a lot. it’s easy to feel disconnected from people and but sometimes just talking to them and hearing their point of view and relating makes you feel less alone. even if you’re only each other’s company for a few moments.

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the fried shrimp

the grown up fried shrimp holding a plushie version of her fried shrimp self

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Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

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actually the funniest thing that could happen right now would be Biden up and dying of old man disease so Kamala is a lame duck president for two months and technically the first woman president so they have to add a bunch of qualifiers like "first woman ELECTED president" when Hawk Tuah Girl wins in 2032

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