dalsonashcraaft

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a good heart will always look for a spark of goodness in everyone, that’s our curse

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Posts with Spike BTVS energy™️

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it’s a gun

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who looked a sesame seeds one day and was like “FUCK...these must go on bread” 

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someone explain how i have literally no thoughts but also every thought possible at the same time. 

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can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

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really wish my trigger wasn’t any form of sound ever made in the history of the world but here we are

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dracula doesnt scare me because i know that big bat motherfucker bangs his head on the lid of his coffin every time he wakes up

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"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

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“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions

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mr president there appears to be some dark souls 3 type shit happening in the northeast

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my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open