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I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

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New-York Tribune, September 10, 1916

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briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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Qué satisfaction!!

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(via shepherdmakestiktoks)

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Huntmaster

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isn’t Gorbachev that fake tumblr movie

yes

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did you know that the well-known factoid that male anglerfishes degenerate after attachment until they’re basically just a pair of testes is false? i knew of course that they don’t just become “growths” on the female because I’ve handled dozens of attached pairs and every male I’ve ever seen has been very much obviously a whole and complete second fish, but I sort of assumed there was internal degeneration, perhaps muscle atrophy, etc. i can’t believe no one ever corrected me on this but this just doesn’t happen. in obligatorily parasitic species, the male actually continues to grow and increases considerably in size after he attaches to the female, because the two of them can only reach sexual maturity together. me, an octavia butler fan: is this the height of romance??

what is true is that attached males do have hugely enlarged testes proportionate to the rest of their bodies & organs, and that they receive all nutrition from the female’s bloodstream so their stomachs are always empty, though their own gills seem to still be functional, as are their fins and muscles—you can even induce movement and swimming motions on recently dead attached males. I can only assume that at some point someone said that basically the only biological function a male anglerfish needs to perform is sperm production and this got taken out of context and luridly exaggerated over time. he’s not just a pair of testicles! he’s her forever partner! one flesh one end!

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You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

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plaese do you have pics of the wolfbulls

YES THEYRE SO WEIRD LOOKING

they were from a pair of surrendered wolves intended to be used for illegal breeding and the female arrived pregnant but when she had puppies they were like wtf these are lab puppies???? and later they found out she had been around the owners pit bull.

theyre from Mission Wolf in colorado

this is batman

this is another one. his sister i think?

its so crazy how they look so doglike but just ever so slightly scarier and unsettling

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lets give it up for pretentious bitches i love snobs who try to keep intellectualism alive gooooooo assholes

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