he/him, 31 ⨏ pvd, ri ⨏ recovering edgelord ⨏ questionable taste zone
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i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once
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“a penis is Ontologically Evil because it’s technically capable of perpetrating sexual violence” damn, wait till you hear about hands!
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Mutuals, charge that entrenched enemy position of machine guns with no covering fire immediately
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If you think about it…. the acronym KYS isn’t saying “kill yourself,” it’s saying Kill Your Self. Three words. As in, kill the concept of the “Self” - your consciousness’s perception that it is an individual, that it has one meaningful isolated identity that is “you,” that it is not but a droplet in the grand ocean of interconnected souls of all living beings in this universe. I think this is beautiful. Embrace ego death and become one with everything. Everyone should KYS
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Happy Sacabambaspis Sunda-
Wait what the fuck? Where's the cute one? Who is this??
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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING
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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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Keep your messaging simple:
“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”
That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.
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cant forgive one of my coworkers because our advisor came into the office and was giving us a very sad speech that he had to make us work more hours and he was very upset about this fact and we all had to be very somber listening to him when to my right this guys computer flashes into sleep mode which happens to reveal this image that i then had to look at and not lose my shit over even a little bit
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